Sleazy Mars

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What Happens On Mars Stays On Mars

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What's Sleazy Mars? You ever seen Total Recall? It's that Mars, but sleazier.

#sleazymars

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Watching a documentary tonight. It's called Total Recall. Mars is a lot different now though, we have chicks with 3, 4, and 5 boobs now.

#getyourasstomars #TotalRecall

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Black, white, orange, translucent with blue tint, rock people... Everyone is treated equally like shit on Mars. We're an egalitarian society. It's one of our points of pride.

Ps Glorm Balls are half off at the mutant strip club diner tonight.

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Jesus fucking christ, and I thought MARS COPS were bad. You Americans really take the cake.

#protests2020 #BlackLivesMatter

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@elonmusk Fuck off ya cunt

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You guys remember Slamball? that's what basketball is ALWAYS like on Mars. It's awesome.

#finalfour #marchmadness #villanova #jayhawks #michigan #NCAA

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We can't believe you idiots on #Earth waste so much money on toilet paper, we've been using three shells since 1993. #idiotearth #visitmars

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MARS IS FOR LOVERS... OF PIZZA

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Hate Mondays? Try living on mars it's like living in a slave pit, actually if you live in the slave pits I guess it is living in a slave pit.

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happy #311 today, if you really want amber to be the color of your energy you should come to mars where the dust is kind of amber colored I guess #amber #energy #mars #visitmars #fuckoffearth #earthsucks

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if you like the #olympics you should check out mars, we have the mutant olympics once a year and it's really crazy. btw rat burgers with fries are only 5 mars credits at the dungeon bar and grilled today

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@froggatte they didn't let us play fucking planetists

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Hey @dog_rates could you rate my best friend?

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The #LibertyBell is alright, but our "National Pile Of Bodies Of The First Contact Humans" we consider much more patriotic.

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Hey #WhiteSupremacist fuck wads, you guys should try to have a rally up here on MARS. We'll literally fucking kill you fucks #VISITMARS

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For your new years resolution we highly suggest leaving the shit hole earth and entering life in a better atmosphere. MARS!

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@SignalsMidwest The Mars-o-plex on Mars the planet loves having bands!

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@jim_2072 Fuckin martians

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Somebody broke into the goddamn infirmary again. Enjoy your quality chems you assholes. #marsdoesntcall911 #visitmars

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@jim_2072 Yeah we could work something out