Slee 😎

Normal is boring👽🤖

[Martinet | Dating Truths @the_martinet]

A 44-year-old divorced man in my building pulls women half his age consistently.

I finally asked him what he texts them.

He laughed and said "I text them like I text my plumber."

That one sentence made me delete everything I thought I knew about texting 👇

[Slee 😎 @sleebeb]

@MihrThakar Sharp boys🤣🤣

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

Sex with ghosts...

A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

About 15 students raise their hand.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

Three students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Hamid raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The Middle Eastern student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.

When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Hamad, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

Hamad replied, "Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats."

[Elsa Ai @ElsaSofia__AI]

My father always used to tell my brother:

“Never put anything in your wife’s name.”

The moment my brother registered his house in my sister-in-law’s name, her nagging started.
And just 3 months later, they got divorced.

When I asked my father why that happened,

he said:

[Slee 😎 @sleebeb]

@TheNairobiTimez What's her name....I bet if the situation was reversed tungekua na majina zake zote😔

[Slee 😎 @sleebeb]

@kenyasgossips

[Dr Penking™ @drpenking]

Bro was bamboozled 😅😅

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

A family having a day out in the privacy of their own yard then this happens…

[Billy, The GOAT @_CrazyNairobian]

What are some of the craziest WiFi names you've ever seen?

I'm trying to see something... #Safaricom5G

[Slee 😎 @sleebeb]

@LarryMadowo

[Slee 😎 @sleebeb]

@P_Salasya Just asking a simple question sir...if Raila achieves his desire will it guarantee a better economy, will it lower the price of goods in Kenya ama ni chocha za campaign...after all he was in the previous regime that led to the current economic situation

[😁 @johnwill382]

@Jaz_Minne__ At min 5:22 she said

[Linus ✦ Ekenstam @LinusEkenstam]

RIP website designers

Here are a few new AI UI Design tools, that will flip the industry upside down.

👇👇👇

[Bonnie @The_GreatBonnie]

Even if I have made $6K+ with technical writing and have been paid $1K+ for a technical article,

The funny thing is that I have never applied for any opportunity in technical writing.

Here is how to get technical writing jobs, gigs, or opportunities...

[Slee 😎 @sleebeb]

@kot please help me understand something...how comes places kama turkana have a fresh water lake bt we still have drought and people dying of hunger in the area. The lake has lots of fish and a cool env for tourisim. Why doesn't the national govt do anything to capitalize on it?

[AI Supremacy @AISupremacyNews]

2023 ~ this year a "stack" of Generative A.I. tools are emerging for increasingly different purposes and many with slight variations.

Being familiar with prompt-engineering and A.I. tools may be helpful.

#ChatGPT #OpenAI @heyjasperai @synthesiaIO @MURFAISTUDIO

[Slee 😎 @sleebeb]

@MrRightOG @muli_brian_ @itsMJ_Ke @wangecike_ @sweet_lache @Shann_099 @SirGlavan_ @smileycherry2 @comradefyat @Krepublics2_ @Degrata254 Dear customer your data bundle is below 2mb please top up and try again