sleep and water

without hope or agenda

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It offends me when fic writers write other ships. Like, your mind should be monopolised by my current obsessions. You can never fall out of love before I do.

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The crux of following a sport is that someone else’s life is happening and you’re convincing yourself you’re sharing in the experience rather than just a witness to it.

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When you’re young, sadness makes you look beautiful. When you’re old, it just makes you look haggard.

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Rachel Reid doing for Canada what BTS did for Korea.

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The way a good fic makes you feel like you’ve never been loved. Probably don’t even know what that is. Certainly never had good sex.

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Zara dupe perfumes are like those low calorie frozen desserts when you want proper ice cream but are on a diet. An inferior substitute and pale imitation designed to stem the craving when you can’t afford the real thing.

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I am the definition of hedonic treadmill. From buying Sonoma Bakery bread only when slashed to 1/2 price at day’s end from Coles to forking out $14.64 for the AP Bakery Fenugreek and Sesame Sourdough (sliced, 1% surcharge, thanking my lucky stars they even have it in store).

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Browsing DPS duty free, bought two Bali Darlings perfumes impulsively (rookie mistake). Now I’m home, Uluwatu Sunset = Jo Malone Wood Sage & Sea Salt and Sun-kissed in Canggu smells so mature and overpoweringly floral with none of the passionfruit or coconut I must’ve imagined.

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@OscarPiastri immaculate weekend 👏😍 so happy especially to go from “pretty painful” to this beautiful trophy in your deserving hands✨

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It’s funny when something you feel is incredibly overpriced (e.g. Godiva Dubai chocolate block at $35 for 180g) is also sold out. Like, move your impoverished ass out of the way for the serious people.

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@McLarenF1 another gifted win to lando and the very result that oscar stated multiple times over the radio his main priority was to avoid. shame.

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@OscarPiastri perfectly executed overtake and tyre management till the end we are back on top baby! 💖

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Search some generic stan comment like “this is the best he’s ever looked” & you get pics of random dudes in music or sport each with their own fandoms and there’s something to be said in the specificity of what they notice and how the most beautiful person is the one you love.

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The only good thing about being a millennial and 10 years older than your mental or desired age is we grew up when Twitter, Tumblr, Gmail, Instagram came up so had the chance to create single dictionary word handles while emo teenagers that people covet now.

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@adfreebrowsing Very bad but very good

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@adfreebrowsing I’m crying 😭😭😭

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@OscarPiastri Unbelievable performance. We’re back baby! Thank you for the joy of another incredible victory 💖💖💖

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You’re old when your friends instruct their children to refer to you as “aunty”.

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iPhone 11 camera was elite :’(

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The Carlitos Netflix docuseries entire premise is basically Carlos still wants to go clubbing and if you let him he will win grand slams.