Zoë van Dijk

Illustrator, cryptid, amateur dirt scholar

[Zoë van Dijk @sleepcaptain]

After a series of long haul projects I am once again ~on the market.~ Hire me for your narrative portraits, your book covers, your patterns, your key art, your moody editorial - I like drawing everything!
⚡️https://t.co/qcSsRVgU6U
💣[email protected]

[Zoë van Dijk @sleepcaptain]

@VoteRandyFine @MarinaMedvin Hey Randy, I logged on to my much neglected twitter account just for the opportunity to tell you to gargle my balls, so congrats on that. I would tell you that you should be ashamed of yourself but that requires 1. having shame and 2. introspection, neither of which you possess.

[Tordotcom Publishing @TorDotComPub]

Behold the cover of Cabaret in Flames by @hachepueyo! Coming 3.10.26!

Interview with the Vampire meets Certain Dark Things in an alternate-Brazil where brutal flesh-hungering Guls stalk the night streets & manipulate the government from their glittering cabaret.

[Zoë van Dijk @sleepcaptain]

@eggy_baby noooo :,(

[Zoë van Dijk @sleepcaptain]

@ElMuchacho777 @onlyafortnight "No artist is paid by day or hour." NO artist? tell me you don't know what you're talking about without telling me you don't know what you're talking about. Day rate is the standard for in house production work.

[lila pearl @lilapearl]

I wrote about Neil Gaiman, and the women accusing him of sexual assault, coercion and abuse. https://t.co/jZQduTT0Vj

[Seth Haddon @sethhaddon]

All of these are SOO COOOL <3

[nick @olasnic_]

In this house, Luigi Mangione is a hero, end of story.

[prance @bocxtop]

let the incel cook

[Johan Pablo Petersen @DarkLordeBryan]

Luigi Mangione, alleged suspect in the killing of UHC CEO Brian Thompson.

The manhunt has now ended with investigators declaring "too hot to convict"

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

Luigi Mangione

[Nerdeen Kiswani @NerdeenKiswani]

A brave young man asks, at the UN Genocide prevention event why they failed to mention the ongoing genocide in Gaza for over an hour?

“What happened to you guys? Do you not have souls? Over 200,000 dead!”

The reps for Lebanon and the state of Palestine clapped for him.

[Zoë van Dijk @sleepcaptain]

@bturnerinfo @aHeartOfGould this is really beautiful!

[Matt Hunziker 🍉 @matthunzi]

look detective, we’re ALL looking for a hot 5’ 10” guy with athletic build and strong follow through instincts

[sketchmasterskillz.bsky @sktchmstrskllz]

CEOs are in danger, we need to put all of them in a submarine until we know it's safe

[luca @LucaGuadagnegro]

@mannyfidel United Healthcare CEO Shooter Lookalike Contest

When: Saturday December 7

Where: My bedroom

[Zoë van Dijk @sleepcaptain]

*yes I did get overly invested in drawing this poster*
Hey LA artists! Come join us on the 15th for a free figure drawing session we are hosting at Comic Arts LA! 2:30-5:00pm, doors open at 2:20. Also featured: art supply swap table.

[Lindsay Ballant @lindsayballant]

When the system legalizes social murder and zero accountability or consequences then people are going to collectively celebrate vigilantism that delivers justice, not sure why this is hard for some people to comprehend

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

If you’ve already agreed to a ceasefire and you are carpet bombing civilian areas because there are a few hours until the ceasefire kicks in…you are so far gone around the moral bend it’s hard to see how you come back. This is just killing for sport.

[Hazlitt @Hazlitt]

Two poems by Bryan Hood, with illustrations by @sleepcaptain, published in collaboration with Urban Rez Solutions. https://t.co/oMwFzHkwhU

[Adam @AdameMedia]

Never in history have the good guys taken pictures like this.