chris

every opinion I have is the objective truth. Mexico world superpower 2030!!!

[chris @sleeperspy]

My resume.

- I dress up as spiderman and do storytime and magic shows for birthday parties.

[chris @sleeperspy]

@Punderfullll

[chris @sleeperspy]

Yall remember 2016 instagram where if daquan posted anything that people found funny, then its immediately not funny anymore....

[Vahn @DavidVonderhaar]

@thislukesmith I like it when you flirt with me like this, but don't tell anyone. People talk.

[chris @sleeperspy]

Tik tok witches can’t hex me I’m immune

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I've been puzzling for years about why very rich people want to be very rich

I've finally decided that it's so that they can tell people they are very, very rich

In other words, it's about feelings of inadequacy

[chris @sleeperspy]

They always fail how does this happen

[chris @sleeperspy]

Become niche internet micro celebrity and don’t groom underage girls challenge 100% fail

[chris @sleeperspy]

It doesn’t work anymore

[chris @sleeperspy]

I am literally above all of you

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Kids today will never understand.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

I’m so damn tired of seeing Black people killed by police. I took the tweet down because its being used to create more hate -This isn’t about one officer.  it’s about the entire system and they always use our words to create more racism. I am so desperate for more ACCOUNTABILITY

[chris @sleeperspy]

We need to go back to when you can build in roblox

[chris @sleeperspy]

Compton got a popeyes so now its really over for all the local restaurants

[dom mclennon @DomMcLennon]

I still havent processed losing DOOM, the idea of what DMX represented was a lightning rod to so many people in my family who ended up influencing me in my life

[chris @sleeperspy]

Real xbox profile bio

[chris @sleeperspy]

I am the most interesting person in the world, but when I am, I prefer juggernogg. Stay alive my friends.

[chris @sleeperspy]

Sad that I will never meet john cleese before he dies 😔

[chris @sleeperspy]

Start listening to the AM radio station these guys on their are literally on every drug at the same time