Rip City Robert

Love wins the day; love wins every day

#RipCity | Happy papa | Spicy challenge enthusiast

[Rip City Robert @sleepesoteric]

@gracecamille_ Giving Raymond Terrific vibes here, Grace. Love it.

https://t.co/dyCIhewxGI

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@nba_paint

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@JaclynPMoore @BobSaietta It's a slim sliver of Venn diagram overlap for NBA fans aware of Dolan's band and wry, joke-tweeting transwomen.

I am not saying you are the ONLY ONE...but none other come to mind. (Please tell me about 'em if you know more, so I may follow them as well.)

[Rip City Robert @sleepesoteric]

@joesimonssays If Dame and Giannis are the franchise cornerstones — leaving little cap room to afford a strong rotation of support and bench guys — that places too much hope on zero injuries. MIL tried that for 2 seasons and it failed. Not sure older dudes in the same plan is much better.

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@KeviKev88 His apology was as weak as the outburst. Didn't say sorry to Staley, just apologized for "being a distraction" and made it about his own frustration. I don't care if you once went on a 111-game win streak. Show some class when you actually do lose (especially by double digits).

[Rip City Robert @sleepesoteric]

@joesimonssays

[Catherine Warr @HiddenYorkshire]

sometimes when i'm feeling stressed out i make a list of actionable steps and imagine mike ehrmantrout saying "this is what you're going to do"

[Rip City Robert @sleepesoteric]

@JaclynPMoore I am a Portland Trail Blazers fan, and so far this season, the Cavs are having a better time.

Also, Jaclyn, you are GORGEOUS. Your hair looks so amazing!

[Rip City Robert @sleepesoteric]

@KellyAuCoin77 @trailblazers @NBA Who has the most dunks though, on the Blazers? That has to be Shaedon Sharpe. I love watching him throw the hammer down!

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What sorta NBA Jam Tournament Edition shit is this?!?!

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@Alexancooper "Fuck them Jazz" --Alexa Cooper (sorry, can't find the pic from a while back)

[Rip City Robert @sleepesoteric]

@rosecityboii I went there a few times on family trips as a kid and thought it was the PINNACLE of a water park. I didn't realize this was their last season, but yeah, now I have some trip plannin' to do.

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[Rip City Robert @sleepesoteric]

@lil_buts Could be worse. You could have grown up a nerd playing Legend of Zelda and every time you see "Gannon" you think Ganondorf. (Seriously...Every. Damn. Time.)

[Rip City Robert @sleepesoteric]

@rosecityboii That's a helluva pain tolerance you have, planning a hand tat. I can't even get one piece of ink given how much I hate needles.

Respect.

[Rip City Robert @sleepesoteric]

@CHold @OregonZoo Oh, if only Jolene could say to her trainer, "kept you waiting, huh?"

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@rosecityboii No Dame? Not sure exactly where I would put him, but he is a better pick than the often-injured Embiid.

I would also put Timmy above Kobe. No disrespect to Kobe, but Timmy won titles 14 seasons apart. The Big Fundamental should be second only to Bron based on longevity alone.

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@Alexancooper Were there garlic knots involved? :P

[Big O @Riverboat_Ross]

The only Big Beautiful Bill I’ll ever care about

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@CHold That is the EXACT, LITERAL thing I came to tweet.

(And I hear it in Deon Cole's voice.)