baby lana

here for the chaos ••• Alana but like A-lay-na ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ cap ❂ | virgo ☾ | cancer ↟ | aqua stellium

[baby lana @sleepiestbrat]

3 yrs ago i adopted a stray. at the time i had no idea that she would change my life
Happy 4th birthday Gypsy- the funniest, goofiest, most lovey pup on the planet. the most striking reflection of myself but in another species. i love you baby chicken, thank you for saving me ❤️

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

Hearing a man say “I was going to” is such a turn off because 1. you didn’t. And 2. you’re lying

[A @seattleiminyou]

I am not a player I truly think everyone I date is my husband until they make me feel a way my husband would not

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

If I’ve ever had a crush on you, you should focus on becoming a better person because my taste in men is trash

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

i love dating. i love finding out that i'm not good enough over and over. its good it keeps me humble

[wookarina jones @sereniessecrets]

i cannot meet someone that matches my freak ever again or i will positively pass away

[baby lana @sleepiestbrat]

I’m dating as a form of self harm

[peepoopoopoo @peepeepoopoo241]

“im dating casually” “im dating to marry” well im dating to form an alliance

[electrocooter @dubkkeks]

i’m always either too much or not enough

[baby lana @sleepiestbrat]

crazy work ngl

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

me at 20 vs me @ almost 30 is crazy. you do in fact just get sexier and sexier and sexier and sexier and sexier and

[baby lana @sleepiestbrat]

self explanatory

[dj bean @killbyundrscore]

the amount of people from my high schools who sub to my of is fucking bonkers

mind u i was bullied hard as hell and now yall wanna goon to me ??? fuck it sure i guess

[maia @maiaaleighh]

I need everyone to shut the FUCK UP on the dance floor. plz stop yapping. listen to the music and groove !!!

[🦢 @damnidc__]

I like men that don't like to see me working too hard. I'm so serious

[shakira @shakidabetch]

told him I needed space and he asked me before 3am or after 7am

[baby lana @sleepiestbrat]

@raik0uu why did I read this as hula and almost had a conniption 😭

[alfie @alfienxo]

sometimes you gotta shut the fuck up for four months straight to get your life together

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I’ve been nothing but sexy to you

[baby lana @sleepiestbrat]

@WillemDaFro 😭😭😭😭