Space Monke

[Space Monke @sleepinshade]

i accidentally washed my favourite and ONLY earbuds in the washing machine just a day before j cole's fall off i can't fucking take this bro 😭

[Space Monke @sleepinshade]

@curdricelover lame fucking building and architecture

[Space Monke @sleepinshade]

@urbanmonnk as someone who's from delhi, this is so based. i love mumbai

[Space Monke @sleepinshade]

a retard who doesn't know the ground reality of bank job but wanna yap about it stfu

[Kishor Bhat @IamKishorBhat]

They should be given zero- day work week and banks should hire the IT graduates for the job. In a more digitized environment IT people will be able to serve better and they will be loyal & grateful for the opportunity

[Space Monke @sleepinshade]

@__MunnaJi @iNitinTyagi @canarabank shut your slave ass up

[Space Monke @sleepinshade]

life feels like living again

[Space Monke @sleepinshade]

@coolfunnytshirt yep

[Space Monke @sleepinshade]

@Docdiamonddon @Thetanujzzz @mufaddal_vohra who's crying bitch?

[Space Monke @sleepinshade]

@iamamitvasu @ShivAroor im saying you would be running away too

[Space Monke @sleepinshade]

@iamamitvasu @ShivAroor Abe gadhe mai bhi wahi bol raha hu gawar

[Space Monke @sleepinshade]

@iamamitvasu @ShivAroor because he would get mob lynched. you would be doing the same if it was you

[Space Monke @sleepinshade]

@priyankac19 slow down lady it's not that deep

[Space Monke @sleepinshade]

@kanyewest oh no he's using all caps again it's up

[Amit Schandillia @Schandillia]

India is filthy.

Few places in the world are filthier. There are countries with a fraction of our GDP that look pristine in comparison.

There’s a country with the same population as ours and a worse economy until not too long ago, where street-food carts in a tiny frontier town looks cleaner than the kitchen of a star-rated restaurant in Mumbai.

There’s places with half our literacy and twice our population density that enjoy better air, cleaner water, and a more evolved civic sense.

There’s rivers that hold zero religious or cultural value and are still far more potable than the ones we call and worship as “maa” here.

India is impossibly filthy.

I don’t know which government has the wherewithal or even the will to do anything about it, but it’s beyond depressing.

No amount of moon missions and AI will ever make up for this most fundamental negative in our culture.

If a government really wished to do something revolutionary, this right here is what it should fix.

How, I don’t know.

But we have zero rights to take offense when the world runs hate campaigns over our ugliness.

And no, frantically googling images of dirty Philadelphia alleys and packed Chinese trains won’t help. Sanatan-kanging won’t help. Harping about “muh million-year-old culture” won’t help. Calling every criticism an anti-India conspiracy won’t help.

Acceptance might.

The stereotypes exist for a reason.

Today, it’s one podcast, tomorrow it’ll be the rest.

[Space Monke @sleepinshade]

@NalinisKitchen I think that's pretty reasonable. the businessman who earns 30 lac can also earn 30 crore at some point. the same isn't true for a salaried employee

[Space Monke @sleepinshade]

@AlexZarkage because it's just a fucking word and he apologized for it?

[Space Monke @sleepinshade]

@OshoInvesting @KakulMisra you can (and most do) start you CA journey when you graduate school

[Space Monke @sleepinshade]

@ashishait @TimesAlgebraIND if they choose to.

[Space Monke @sleepinshade]

@ashishait @TimesAlgebraIND that's the whole fucking point u idiot. to have less working hours so people can even have time to upskill themselves outside work hours.

[Space Monke @sleepinshade]

@Nishant_Bliss @TimesAlgebraIND hasn't done shit lmao except enslaving the youth to fill his own pockets u dumbass