sleeplessblue

[LarpSonicFan @Imokay8153029]

Haha i am peter and i am green

[mr robotics @nazathegeneral]

peeing when you’re drunk feels like 1/5th of cumming

[黑人牙膏 @HadiATG666]

擎天柱你这是怎么了，擎天柱……
😭😭😭😭😭

哪个成都人干的，带我去找他，帮你报仇！！！
😭😭😭😭😭

[sleeplessblue @sleeplessblue1]

the old burger king chicken nuggets were lowkey probably made of moose taint but they were special to me.

[sleeplessblue @sleeplessblue1]

women are always asking me to rock their whole world. like at best, you’re getting your municipal voting district shaken up.

[sleeplessblue @sleeplessblue1]

why, of all people, do i have bad posture. i’m already short enough as it is, can’t i catch a break???

[sleeplessblue @sleeplessblue1]

the kitchen sink is like a trash can but for liquids.

[sleeplessblue @sleeplessblue1]

do you think dwayne johnson calls his meat “the cock”?

[sleeplessblue @sleeplessblue1]

imagine if michael bay directed pornos

[sleeplessblue @sleeplessblue1]

are boobs siblings or neighbors