Hajime Shinso

Nerologist | quirk: no sleep | shinso’s father | “I’m not tired stop telling me I should sleep”| Writer tag #GoldDraco

[Hajime Shinso @SleeplessMHA]

“You sleep 1/3 of your life away…
What a horrible waste of time really.”

-new to character
-not new to verse
-match detail/detailed
-single ship (with Mihoko)

Writer tag #GoldDraco

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[Hajime Shinso @SleeplessMHA]

Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

[salem @hoIysalem]

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❝ 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵
𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳… ❞

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[Hajime Shinso @SleeplessMHA]

Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.

[Hajime Shinso @SleeplessMHA]

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

[Hajime Shinso @SleeplessMHA]

@answerthisCAT He noticed his sone staring at him.

“Hey Hitoshi what’s up?”

[salem @hoIysalem]

⠀ ‘ 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐫𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 ’

❝ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎
𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏. ❞
– Mark Twain.

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[Hitoshi Shinsou (REVAMPING) @BrainwashedBabe]

“𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕝𝕪 𝕒 𝕡𝕒𝕨𝕟 𝕚𝕟 𝕞𝕪 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕦𝕡 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕘𝕒𝕞𝕖."

╰ 𝑫𝒎'𝒔 𝑶𝒑𝒆𝒏

╰ 𝑺𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔, 𝑳𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆, 𝑪𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒌

╰ 𝑶𝒑𝒆𝒏 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝒘/ 𝑪𝒉𝒆𝒎

╰ 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒌, 𝑨𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒕 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔

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[Hajime Shinso @SleeplessMHA]

How many seconds are in a year?
12.
January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

[Hajime Shinso @SleeplessMHA]

@cafe_izuku That’s a possibility.... I should probably go ask her.

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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

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People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

[Hajime Shinso @SleeplessMHA]

I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.

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@ControllingMind Cause.... Gotta macaroom for puns

[Hajime Shinso @SleeplessMHA]

Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long

[Hajime Shinso @SleeplessMHA]

What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

[Hajime Shinso @SleeplessMHA]

I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.

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Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

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I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.

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I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.