germ

a humble miscreant. just a tiny germ

[germ @sleepmage]

@s4m31p4n Patchouli 👏 is 👏 soap 👏

[germ @sleepmage]

@s4m31p4n here you go

[germ @sleepmage]

@s4m31p4n she took his balls and won't let him plug them back in

[germ @sleepmage]

@rachelsuckz alright fair is fair *hands over one ball*

[germ @sleepmage]

@s4m31p4n took one sip and it got me looking like

[germ @sleepmage]

@Howlingmutant0 looking up Secret Weapons and Tactics for plying sex out of a bad date

[germ @sleepmage]

@Howlingmutant0 I saw a girl do the lift up your shirt gesture to you when you were in the pool and you started crying

[germ @sleepmage]

@s4m31p4n yes, fatties who don't do their push ups will get unpaid overtime instead

[germ @sleepmage]

@s4m31p4n I did a 104 yesterday, but I'm doing rest days in between this time

[germ @sleepmage]

@s4m31p4n hey don't forget your oil change at 2:30pm

[germ @sleepmage]

@s4m31p4n people just be letting chatEBT write their tweets

[germ @sleepmage]

@s4m31p4n if she don't have hydrangeas I'm stealing something out her house

[germ @sleepmage]

@s4m31p4n lmao

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

A week ago I was doxxed, essentially socially murdered. Also socially raped which in my opinion is even more poignant. Since then I've been overwhelmed by how many people have donated but Ive gotten a few requests for a non crypto option so I set this up.
https://t.co/gxk0NyuSNv

[germ @sleepmage]

@s4m31p4n lmao

[germ @sleepmage]

@s4m31p4n I now pronounce you Mrs. beast

[germ @sleepmage]

@s4m31p4n In 4th grade I was raping at a 12th grade level

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Had a sex dream last night about jerking off. My mind could have visualized literally any scenario but it knew I was so far away from ever having sex that if it simulated that it’d be such a disconnect from the established order of things I’d wake up screaming like in the Matrix

[germ @sleepmage]

@s4m31p4n