Sleeping With the Enemy

just a regular wife working full time AND full time housekeeper, cook, therapist, nurse, groomer, dog walker, bread baker, cheerleader…

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@ironman20054 This is a real man!

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@DaivikGoel @1929stockcrash But don’t you think that’s because our ERs are full of people that shouldn’t be there. The issue is lack of enough family doctors and the ability to see your doctor quickly. Otherwise, the care is great

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@1929stockcrash Not true unless it’s non emergency. Orthopaedic care can take a long time though unless emergency. I have a friend who sometimes develops a growth on her brain. He gets an MRI every 6 months. If there’s any detection, he’s in for surgery within a few weeks.

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@m_dyline I’m not a Swifty, but why the heck not. She’s a great entertainer. I think I’d take front row seats to almost any concert.

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@ironman20054

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@AlexDelarge6553 💯 Bill Cosby. No questions. He was in everyone’s homes and so well respected.

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@ironman20054 He was my James Bond that I grew up with.

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@JoJoFromJerz Our Maisie

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The enemy clearly doesn’t know how to use a zipper bag.

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@AlexDelarge6553 Gary Glitter

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@AlexDelarge6553 Disappointment

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Do I need to say anything about this? Maybe the enemy will get salmonella when he eats this.

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@ironman20054 What a disgrace!

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This is exactly how my wife sneaks up on me at least twice a day!

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@ironman20054 Beauty!!!

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I came home exhausted from work and the enemy asked if I wanted him to make dinner (this never happens). Thrilled, I told him how much I’d appreciate that. Kraft Spirals is what I got. I guess it’s better than nothing.

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"My husband likes to think of himself as a bit of a handyman. Which is adorable, because he can’t even use a screwdriver without getting his tie caught in it”.

Who said this?

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@AlexDelarge6553 I love U2 but not a huge fan of Bruce Springsteen.

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This is what I came into the kitchen to find. Does the enemy think this is normal?