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@z9bill You don't have to follow people who annoy you. The internet is highly customizable.

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Happy to be back in Philly, the destination for the three Hs: History, Hospitals, and Heroin

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@lokokitchen @ Seattle, Washington https://t.co/OosPBIGqUZ

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The worst part of the Ozark finale was when Bran became the king of Westeros.

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my partner @laodoufu just called doc mcstuffins "metadata" because my 2 year old pronounces it "document stuffins"

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

👱🏻‍♀️welcome to Epistemologie

👩🏻oh...I was looking for Anthrop-

👱🏻‍♀️how do u know?

👩🏻uh i just misread the sign on-

👱🏻‍♀️how can u be sure?

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Rage Against The Machine is a terrible slogan and scares suburban voters, I prefer Reform And train The Machine.

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@ashleyn1cole If you're in New York, I have recommendations. Last time I was pregnant, I craved lasagna. I was basically Garfield. There are a lot of lovely restaurant lasagnas here, including Fausto, Frankie's, Aita, and (for a fancier and less traditional version) Finch.😋

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Also people from Westchester saying they were from "upstate New York" and me, a Canadian, thinking that meant Buffalo, Syracuse...even Albany, which is right in the middle of the state, but still half a state north of Westchester.

[Rachel Cohen Booth @rcobooth]

I’ll never forget my freshman year of college meeting graduates of nyc private schools who expected I would recognize their schools’ names and know general stuff about them

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My four year old has now decided that when she grows up, she will be a queen, and her baby brother will be the Minister of Dinosaurs.

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@scholastic my 4 year old loves your books and short films, and wants me to tell you she thinks the book My Teacher Is a Monster! (No I Am Not.) by @itspeterbrown would make for an excellent Scholastic short film . 📕🎬📽️

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@YOMTV Retro

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@martiniluvr3000 This Woman's Work

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My 4 year old spelled "dragon" J-R-A-G-O-N. I corrected her, but now I hear what she hears.

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@MrsFridayNext Keep in mind millennials range from age 25 to age 40, and Gen Z ranges from age 6 to age 24. This hair part thing is a war between 20-somethings. It's not 6 year olds vs 40 year olds. And as an almost-40-year-old, our pant legs were wider than theirs back in the 90s anyway. :P

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@copiesofcopies Children renew your appreciation for museums. AMNH has never been my favourite, mainly blah dioramas and documentaries. But my 4 year old's enthusiasm for the dinosaur skeletons made me see it in a new light.

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@KatyHartnett I am only just now seeing that you have (had?) covid! Hope you're feeling better <3

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@KatyHartnett Wishing you a speedy recovery ❤️