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Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson in Heaven, comparing moonwalks.

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I'm on bluesky https://t.co/JNpFotxV60

Not for any moral purpose, just because everyone else is.

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@philp83 Hi in bed, I'm Chris

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Good evening paedophiles, and supporters of right wing propaganda.

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Paul Gascoigne, 1985-2004

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2:35pm and I'm having a vodka

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@GenevieveD_ No likes for this

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Good evening paedophiles

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@GenevieveD_ No likes for this

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@GenevieveD_ Zero likes for this

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

WASPI husbands in 1995

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Good evening paedophiles

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@NicolaSillyBum Has World War 3 started already?

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@NicolaSillyBum @Slouloulou Sat

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@GenevieveD_ Calm down, Patrick Bateman

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@GenevieveD_ You're fired.

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@philp83 Your mum's got a specially selected fajita

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@philp83

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@NicolaSillyBum Open sauce by the gear stick is making me anxious

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@GenevieveD_ Put it up your bum

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@GenevieveD_ Monopoly

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@philp83 Hoodad take roto of goodboi