sleepy ass boy

[sleepy ass boy @sleepyassboy]

@napchats I’ll prob give it a month bc I don’t know how/where to meet ppl in person anymore. I don’t even know if ppl are even seeing my profile since there are like 500 guys to every girl

[sleepy ass boy @sleepyassboy]

One week into being back on dating apps and I already wanna kms 🙃

[sleepy ass boy @sleepyassboy]

@itsaneeshakay After a week of swiping/no matches, the algorithm told me they found the most compatible person and all I have to do is choose to match with her. It was my ex who I am not over 🥲 (we met on a diff app and this was an inactive profile with her old hair color)

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[sleepy ass boy @sleepyassboy]

#WorldCup #WorldcupQatar2022

[sleepy ass boy @sleepyassboy]

#worldcup #teamusa

[sleepy ass boy @sleepyassboy]

No fact check necessary since this is Twitter.

[sleepy ass boy @sleepyassboy]

“I love shoving deviled eggs up my bum!” -Elon Musk (Forbes, Nov. 2022 issue)

[sleepy ass boy @sleepyassboy]

My first NFL game. Winner gets a BJ. #obj #nfl #cowboys #giants #giantsvscowboys

[sleepy ass boy @sleepyassboy]

My neighbor had like 20 hand g*ns to prepare for some apocalypse type ishh and ended up just getting k*lled by covid because he didn’t wanna get the jab 🤦‍♂️

[sleepy ass boy @sleepyassboy]

Couples costume idea

[sleepy ass boy @sleepyassboy]

Microdosing relationships by having one night stands 😌

[sleepy ass boy @sleepyassboy]

@napchats

[sleepy ass boy @sleepyassboy]

@mxmtoon Free ticket to @mxmtoon tonight June 7 !!! Plz take it

[sleepy ass boy @sleepyassboy]

When the Amazon Warehouse Security Droid™ catches me using the bathroom during work hours

[sleepy ass boy @sleepyassboy]

Due to inflation, @50cent is now 53 Cent

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

during lockdown you guys were so afraid to be alone with your thoughts you were going on ZOOM dates, don’t think I forgot

[👥 @AceVondelle]

media villian: the real villain:

[sleepy ass boy @sleepyassboy]

@mozzarellamami @juulsexual @groovygurlanna I would rather die twice than have a collage of my photos and Olivia Rodrigo’s good 4 u 😭😭