Bree Robinson

we're gonna skate to one song & one song only

[Bree Robinson @sleepybreee]

last night a guy in a turtle costume grabbed the straw out of my drink, threw it on the floor, and said
“that’s for my homies”

[Bree Robinson @sleepybreee]

it’s not about being “sore losers”. we ALL lost.

[Bree Robinson @sleepybreee]

abortion after the ninth month is called school shootings! hope this helps!

[Bree Robinson @sleepybreee]

alright i’m just going to say it - people spend WAY too much on vacuums. how dirty is your house that you have to take out a second mortgage just to clean it. unless it doubles as a portal to another dimension, i’m not buying it.

[Bree Robinson @sleepybreee]

the “a shooter would never get past me yee yee” attitude is grown men with a narcissistic hero complex whose fathers didn’t hug them enough as a child

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

.@Jason_Aldean - who was on-stage during the mass shooting at a Las Vegas concert in 2017 that killed 60 people and wounded over 400 more - has recorded a song called “Try That In A Small Town” about how he and his friends will shoot you if you try to take their guns.

[Bree Robinson @sleepybreee]

it’s important to maintain open communication in a marriage

[Bree Robinson @sleepybreee]

maybe i’m ageist here but can we stop putting old decrepit white men in charge

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

We are all trapped in a horror disaster movie

[Bree Robinson @sleepybreee]

grown ass men complaining about two pigs and a mermaid, what an odd hill to die on

[Bree Robinson @sleepybreee]

for as patriotic as this country claims to be a lot of you clearly don’t give a fuck about most of your fellow Americans.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Bree Robinson @sleepybreee]

everything is better in gummy form. can’t sleep? gummy. wanna get high? gummy. on your healthy girl shit? take that sugar coated gummy and go have yourself a day.

[Bree Robinson @sleepybreee]

the world is not going to shit. the world has always been shit. you just have way more communication channels constantly letting you know that the world is shit. so just enjoy your shitty life while you’re on this shitty planet.

[Dave @lildickytweets]

retweet if you want a season 3

[Bree Robinson @sleepybreee]

the ratio of 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘦 cloves of garlic to 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 cloves of garlic is 1:4, no arguments

[bear @iamblackbear]

due to personal reasons im not explaining myself to anyone anymore

[Zen Sammich, J.D. @ZenSammich]

Who is old enough to get this?

[Bree Robinson @sleepybreee]

you’ve heard of separation of church and state but can we pls talk about the need for separation of church and country music

[Bree Robinson @sleepybreee]

@so_swexy 😂😂😂

[Bree Robinson @sleepybreee]

i sent out engagement party invitations and asked everyone to rsvp by june 31st..... which is in fact not a real date.....