alright i’m just going to say it - people spend WAY too much on vacuums. how dirty is your house that you have to take out a second mortgage just to clean it. unless it doubles as a portal to another dimension, i’m not buying it.
.@Jason_Aldean - who was on-stage during the mass shooting at a Las Vegas concert in 2017 that killed 60 people and wounded over 400 more - has recorded a song called “Try That In A Small Town” about how he and his friends will shoot you if you try to take their guns.
everything is better in gummy form. can’t sleep? gummy. wanna get high? gummy. on your healthy girl shit? take that sugar coated gummy and go have yourself a day.
the world is not going to shit. the world has always been shit. you just have way more communication channels constantly letting you know that the world is shit. so just enjoy your shitty life while you’re on this shitty planet.