La Petite Mort

Life is but a dream

[La Petite Mort @sleepydonuts3]

I haven’t worked in 3 months but somehow i always have my bills paid and everything i need. Law of assumption/attraction is REAL

[La Petite Mort @sleepydonuts3]

My favorite affirmation for love is “I’ve always been lucky in love”. I say it to myself a few times a day and now I always get gifts from guys who are obsessed with me

[La Petite Mort @sleepydonuts3]

If you’re new to Law of Assumption/Attraction i strongly suggest following Dylan James. No bs techniques or the same regurgitated phrases every “coach” is doing

[La Petite Mort @sleepydonuts3]

I think we can all agree J.Lo is cringe but that doesn’t change the fact that Ben Affleck is a bloated alcoholic with a gambling addiction

[La Petite Mort @sleepydonuts3]

Robot Chicken needs to apologize to Lindsey Lohan. They did my girl sooo dirty on that show 😭

[La Petite Mort @sleepydonuts3]

My moms side of the family is fucked up because my ancestor stole someone's man and got cursed by a witch

[La Petite Mort @sleepydonuts3]

Only hood rats and hoes still post on Facebook

[La Petite Mort @sleepydonuts3]

You must be lame af if even my hoe ass wouldn’t give you none

[La Petite Mort @sleepydonuts3]

@nba_yb_tv She's cocaine bear

[La Petite Mort @sleepydonuts3]

I'll always tell you the truth. not because im an honest person, i just want to hurt your feelings

[La Petite Mort @sleepydonuts3]

Being painfully horny is out. Being terrified of people and relationships is in

[La Petite Mort @sleepydonuts3]

Being fit and healthy is out. Being fat and depressed is in

[REDBONE @shesredbone]

I hate a nigga that’s fake traumatized. There is nothing wrong wit u, u just a fuckin loser.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[La Petite Mort @sleepydonuts3]

When he's a bigger hoe than i am 🚩🚩🚩

[La Petite Mort @sleepydonuts3]

Feeling strong af as 3 days worth of sugar surges through my veins

[La Petite Mort @sleepydonuts3]

Santa's reindeer have porn star names for a reason

[La Petite Mort @sleepydonuts3]

The Predator out here watching us fuck in infrared vision

[La Petite Mort @sleepydonuts3]

Predator hunter husband, Alien reproducing wife

[La Petite Mort @sleepydonuts3]

The Predator won't attack you if you're unarmed. He must not know this pussy a weapon

[La Petite Mort @sleepydonuts3]

Once i stop being addicted to cigarettes and dick it's over for you bitches