Anna🦦

🫶be kind to people

[Anna🦦 @sleepydragonss]

having work colleagues who love Bake Off and chat about last nights episode to you is the best feeling in the world 🍰 #GBBO

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

one day, the little paws following you around the house will only exist in your memories.

love them loudly while you still can.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

“Restrict your cat’s movement after surgery.”

Sure, sounds good. But have you ever met a cat? Cats are liquid with knives on their toes.

[Dr WooliesRotisserieFag @justqueerzwa]

i think about my potential Come Dine With Me menu quite often

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I love when the vet writes my cat's full name with my last name, like Yes, that is my legal child.

[Bolton Wanderers @OfficialBWFC]

BOLTON WANDERERS ARE BACK IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP. 🆙

#bwfc | @officialcarmats

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

having a pet really shows you how pure love can be, like me and this lil creature love each other to DEATH and never held a conversation.

[My Feral Neighbors🐈 @catshealworldd]

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here meowing at my cat.

[Harper @harperwyntr]

im so grateful my parents brought me up to love everyone and not be a hateful cunt.

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

having a cat is so nice because she never makes me feel bad for sitting around all day doing nothing. she actually screams at me when i’m up doing stuff because all she wants to do is sit on me

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Every time I have a three-day weekend, I am reminded of how much more balanced my life would feel with consistent three-day weekends.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Ngl that fake urgency in corporate jobs k!lłs me.

We're not doctors, we work in spreadsheets. You don't need to circle back for a response an hour later.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Death of a pet should count as bereavement leave

[maMvelase ❤️ @Nocylove123]

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

[☆ 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐢𝐨 ☆ @incxgnegrx2]

they should invent button up shirts that fit people with boobs

[blue @bluewmist]

"Where do you see yourself in 40 years?"

me:

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

I don’t have “mean girl” energy. I have “I’ve been too fucking nice for too fucking long and I’m fucking over it” energy.

[Kiwi 🥝 @Kiwi_9908]

I’m sorry for people who don’t like cats because they’ll never know the joy of coming home and your cat immediately curling up in your lap on the couch