esme 💫

full-time nurse, part-time server, part-time widow to paris hilton the hamster

[esme 💫 @sleepyesme]

i’m esme

[esme 💫 @sleepyesme]

@jakedrawnaldson delete this

[esme 💫 @sleepyesme]

me, playing monopoly and LOSING: “this is the worst day of my life”
my friend: “didn’t you just get in a bad car accident?”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Nintendo announces new ‘Tomodachi Life’ game releasing in 2026.

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

How every game of RISK ends

[crys 🧜‍♀️ @crysepic]

@SabrinaAnnLynn hey queen! this is my friend jake @jakedrawnaldson. retweet this guys let’s get the queen of pop to notice him! ✊ tag Sabrina in the comments!

[esme 💫 @sleepyesme]

i lost my pink glittery pen at work and i saw my coworker with the SAME EXACT pen!!! 🤨📸!!

[esme 💫 @sleepyesme]

@jakedrawnaldson sorry

[esme 💫 @sleepyesme]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[ducki’s archive 🏳️‍⚧️ @dxckiii]

my nurse oomf posting this on close friends….,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[dalton @indaltonwetrvst]

i went here and everybody said you were the president

[Suzy Jones @SuzyJonesMusic]

BREAKING NEWS FROM BUCKINGHAM PALACE:

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ryan Gosling performing “I’m Just Ken” at the #Oscars

See the full winners list: https://t.co/IctYZ9WO3B

[esme 💫 @sleepyesme]

i’m into d&d this isn’t good for my cool reputation

[esme 💫 @sleepyesme]

@8h4vi please tell me you have a picture of him i’m so intrigued by the lore

[esme 💫 @sleepyesme]

my credit limit just increased to $4k they are praying on my downfall, i could literally buy whatever i want now

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

art can be so fucking beautiful sometimes

[esme 💫 @sleepyesme]

@hillaryyyy__ 22 😵‍💫

[esme 💫 @sleepyesme]

HEHEHE

[Pop Base @PopBase]

People has named Patrick Dempsey the Sexiest Man Alive of 2023.

[esme 💫 @sleepyesme]

@8h4vi NOOOO

[esme 💫 @sleepyesme]

@8h4vi bro ikr it’s a curse frfr