karla

i may be damaged goods, but at least i’m goods.

[karla @sleepyfacek]

@writeclimbrun lol but also I would definitely be on board with it

[Will @geauxsohard]

Watching Greg McElroy tell me a team can’t overcome subpar QB play to win a natty is comedy gold

[helena riley @freshhel]

U say something funny and guys r like hmm.. it would be so funny if someone said that

[karla @sleepyfacek]

My timeline rn

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Ppl forget Jokic got drafted during a tacobell commercial

[karla @sleepyfacek]

@davidhoang @webflow What a run (insert Bulls championship analogy here 🏀)! Excited to see what the future holds for you.

[kim @KimmyMonte]

football and soccer are like gimme the ball i want that ball but baseball is all like fuck this ball get rid of it i hate it

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

White blood cells showing up to help the body fight infection and other disease https://t.co/04QMBUFmBA

[Mikal Bridges @mikal_bridges]

Omygod lol

[karla @sleepyfacek]

@TravisDgibson fresh out the oven

[karla @sleepyfacek]

@davidhoang Am I using this correctly 🥲 …because I have big feelings about this tweet

[Did The Jaguars Win? @DidJagsWin]

Yes

[karla @sleepyfacek]

@davidhoang Charlie Ward owned my heart almost exclusively when I was growing up 😩

[karla @sleepyfacek]

Hands down the worst part of waiting in a line are the dozens of people standing around the line loudly declaring how they don’t ‘do’ lines

[karla @sleepyfacek]

@callacakess @BriMalone5 @inthefade This episode and The Work Outing are my two favorite eps—the countdown one is a close 🥉

[karla @sleepyfacek]

@ChildishDGlover lol i know—the actor played a similar dude named lip in shameless

[karla @sleepyfacek]

the best part is when lip roofies the kids with homemade ecto cooler at the hot dog party #TheBear

[karla @sleepyfacek]

So much truth on the bird app this am—perfect song