k

[k @sleepykwame]

i well and truly COOKED

[k @sleepykwame]

i am directing at luke littler’s house on thursday and i am fackin shitting meself

[Poker Perry @PokerPerry1]

people say cocaine is addictive but i’ve turned down cocaine multiple times. i don’t think i’ve ever turned down a chocolate chip cookie. something to think about.

[🌐 @isoquince]

I’m so numb to everything this club does now. 2-0 down in 4 minutes genuinely didn’t flinch, same with the Dorgu equaliser. Legit have no thoughts or feelings towards Poch news

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

What happened to Nagelsmann?
What happened to Conte?

Poch's time at PSG wasn't particularly a success considering the club's history of winning trophies.

He spent just ONE season at Chelsea. Why?

He then left for America because no other top European club wanted him, but somehow, Berrada and Wilcox believe he's the right man to take Man Utd out of crisis and back to the top?

Genuinely pray and hope it works out well, but I'm not just moved at all.

[ity @ity_0000]

it’s such a 2017 appointment. poch was good because he brought stuff to southampton and spurs that barely any other team in the league was doing. it’s 2026, every team is fit, every team can press. he’s got nothing

[k @sleepykwame]

@JSarko_ @fagelsban LOOOL dfkm, i’m always up for a trip

[sexiest in the world @HossMatch]

Taika Waiti takes an already funny script and is riffing on a level that is sublime

[ficcnucc @ficcnucc]

Robert Pattinson has tested for the role of YOU.

(Source: https://t.co/3iWoHAvMz7…)

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘CLAYFACE’ has grossed around $83M worldwide — now eyeing a $135–155M finish.

It cost $44M to produce.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Robert Pattinson has tested for the role of James Bond.

(Source: https://t.co/84Plg5ZKmc)

[G @giftchijioke_]

When you first meet a bih that fake version of her be so fire

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

🚨🎙️ | Ole Gunnar Solskjær:

"I feel that I have something UNFINISHED.

"Of course, it would have been GREAT to have the opportunity again."

[@tv2sport]

[Morris Chinnuts @macburgz]

Showing my girl something on my phone and a bitch that ain’t ever send me a reel before sent me a reel lmfaooo cmon dawg

[🕷️ @dxvd123]

Tielemans and Luke Shaw's conversation on the bench today

[່ @franchiseford]

you think your club is at rock bottom and physically cannot go any lower and then you see mount and zirkzee warming up on the touchline

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

first footballer i have watched from day 1 is turning 30 in a year

[Jay @jayinrealtime]

Y’all brains are fried beyond repair

[NixMas 🎄 @TheNixUniverse]

Unrelated but “it’s one of gods best joke that you can’t die, except that’s on all of us” is a CRAZY line 😭 like that is such an elegant way of expressing your distain for someone

[Khloé @juanyaxo]

I don’t curse around my parents. Even at my adult age I still think it’s disrespectful