Simon

[Simon @sleepylazybutt]

@KateNYG I hope this makes you happy!

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

🇧🇷 BRAZIL: A 21yo woman died today in the State of São Paulo after the rope jump organizers forgot to attach her safety rope before throwing her off a 40m bridge. She fell straight to her death.

[just me 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 @PhuckYourVax]

A woman tragically fell 40 meters to her death during a bungee jumping excursion. Preliminary reports indicate the safety cord was not secured to her before the jump. Authorities have launched a full investigation into the company’s safety protocols.

Queers for gaza take notes

[Simon @sleepylazybutt]

@pry_loc @leadingedgesex I have rejected sex

[Simon @sleepylazybutt]

@RebeccaChasen Go to your dad

[Simon @sleepylazybutt]

@AmberRichmondSF Such a regal kitty!

[Simon @sleepylazybutt]

@TiffanyFong

[Simon @sleepylazybutt]

@Vivek4real_

[Simon @sleepylazybutt]

@Vivek4real_ Get it right: TRILLIONAIRE

[Simon @sleepylazybutt]

@TiffanyFong Uh you mean Trillionaire

[Simon @sleepylazybutt]

@DrClownPhD Ass lol

[Nobody_Nobody @Nobody_Nobody47]

Garden fresh lemon balm tea and strawberry pie. Pie made with love by Mom. Perfect end to a long day.

[Simon @sleepylazybutt]

If you have a Big @nyknicks fan in your life, go to their house and cut the cable to their home 5 mins after tipoff. Follow me for more tips on being obnoxious.

[مهندس عبدالغني الجند @ssrrr22]

شاشة تُطوى مثل الستارة… سمك قليل، شكل أنيق

الصين دخلت مرحلة جديدة في عالم الشاشات.

[Simon @sleepylazybutt]

@EverythinKnicks @AmericanAir It is okay, the Spurs canceled your tickets.

[Simon @sleepylazybutt]

@EdMarkey You pay the tax first. Be the example.

[Simon @sleepylazybutt]

When you have someone tells you they didnt buy @SpaceX stock, respond with “what’s it like being poor?” Follow me for more tips on how to be obnoxious.

[Simon @sleepylazybutt]

@Dilekk344 5*2=10
6*3=18
7*x=?
8*5=40

Therefore x=4 and ?=28