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[Texts From My Middle Aged Penis @sleepyrichard]

Your belly makes a nice shelter from the rain. Thanks man. #penis #middleage

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I'm like the #ClevelandCavaliers: just playing out the string. #NBAFinals #GoldenStateWarriors #NBA #NBATwitter

[Texts From My Middle Aged Penis @sleepyrichard]

I'm basically a four and a half inch character actor. #penis #sad #playingoutthestring

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[Texts From My Middle Aged Penis @sleepyrichard]

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[Texts From My Middle Aged Penis @sleepyrichard]

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Hey, can you do something about your prostate? He's beginning to invade my space. #enlarged #prostate #penis

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I appreciate you checking for #testicular #Cancer, but do you really have to do it seven times a day?

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Please don't, she's your cousin

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Stay away from that #toddler please.

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Watch the zipper, please.