Sarah

too many kids, not enough sleep

[Mollie @MZHemingway]

We are doomed.

[Sarah @sleepysarah]

So I think we can all conclude that @RealCandaceO watched zero of the trial. Especially the parts with multiple doctors stating Floyd died because of Chauvin's knee.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

.@RealCandaceO on Tucker Tonight - Wow

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

#ItsFunnyCauseItsTrue

[Sarah @sleepysarah]

I don't think my stomach had this many knots in it since 9/11

[Sarah @sleepysarah]

Nothing makes you feel older than not getting carded at the liquor store

[Colture @colture_91]

But it’s all Gov. Walz fault. 🙄🤦🏾‍♂️

[Sarah @sleepysarah]

@MikeDeezy100 Not to mention the number on non-Covid casualties that will occur now that hospitals are full. Can't treat a heart attack as effectively when staff and resources are tied up with Covid patients

[Sarah @sleepysarah]

@osborncorrie @BaddCompani @OMGno2trump Except here is the White House saying herd immunity is not the plan ...
https://t.co/RdbcDto86W

[Sarah @sleepysarah]

@CreaseAndAssist More like it's sad how excited I am about it 😀

[Sarah @sleepysarah]

Sadly excited about my @culvers Flavor of the Day. #chocolate #caramel

[Sarah @sleepysarah]

This is what happens when you answer the door for strangers - you end up with your makeup-less picture on Twitter 😂 #votingmatters

[Sarah @sleepysarah]

@LucasJ Pretty sure this is everyone who has ever been in an IKEA. Except she forgot to get the $1 fro-yo to go with the cinnamon rolls.

[Sarah @sleepysarah]

@kusikDVM @jmbrandonbb @Inc Our Boomer parents who did not pay for our full college tuition? Our Boomer parents who did not create legislation to provide free college education in the US?

[Sarah @sleepysarah]

@NostraKennius @AngryFinn @sportyspub Did someone concoct that just for you guys?

[Sarah @sleepysarah]

@MNSOTA24 @3InTheBox Rumor has it he was late for the first date with his wife ... That probably should have been her sign.

[Sarah @sleepysarah]

Sometimes there are questions you just don't want to know the answer to. For example, "why are there @Doritos crumbs on the bathroom floor?" #momlife #kidsareweird

[Sarah @sleepysarah]

@gpatricksmith #skol

[Sarah @sleepysarah]

When you're sitting in church and your kid drops a bouncy ball on the linoleum floor 🤦#momlife

[Sarah @sleepysarah]

@NostraKennius I've got an almost 6yo that would be happy to oblige.