Fast Brain Sloth 🦥

Migrating to Mastodon - find me @[email protected]

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

My husband unloaded the dishwasher before I woke up this morning and that’s an awful lot of flirting for a Wednesday morning

[Fast Brain Sloth 🦥 @sleepyslotho]

@mommatofour_ You mean to say there’s hope for when I stop breastfeeding? I’ve been somewhat convinced that feeding my now 18mo has kept me *round*. It’s a bit disheartening at times, tho of course I’m happy to make the sacrifice for her…

[Fast Brain Sloth 🦥 @sleepyslotho]

@NathanJonesBook It’s porridge 😂

[Fast Brain Sloth 🦥 @sleepyslotho]

@TheMomMEd I can’t even imagine 😟 glad there’s hope on the horizon for you!

[Fast Brain Sloth 🦥 @sleepyslotho]

@StrugglingMamma In the trenches with you, dreaming on uninterrupted sleep…

[Fast Brain Sloth 🦥 @sleepyslotho]

@Eleanor_Wheelie I didn’t know it was so expensive here. Madness! I honestly hate the timeline lately. I miss the good old days of seeing original tweets from people I actually follow…

[Fast Brain Sloth 🦥 @sleepyslotho]

@HandsomeSinner @MarlenaStell @TheeScarlett Yes - we got close ups of butt and boobs for the conventional models, but the camera work made it seem like she was the “token disabled person” and not a legitimate model.

[Fast Brain Sloth 🦥 @sleepyslotho]

@mommatofour_ The crusty stuff you find there in the morning is “sleep.” If it’s moist it’s eye goobers 😂

[Fast Brain Sloth 🦥 @sleepyslotho]

@dadmann_walking Me but with food my body is sensitive to: either strict elimination diet, or EAT ALL THE THINGS!!! I have proven many times over that there can be no in between…

[Fast Brain Sloth 🦥 @sleepyslotho]

@StrugglingMamma My first was like this all the time 😂😂😂 seriously not fun. And the joy of trying to strip the clothing without spreading the poop further, or get it on their face!!

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

More than 1/3rd of deaths from carbon monoxide in the United Sates occur during winter months. Clusters of carbon monoxide cases are associated with ice storms/blizzards/hurricanes probably because people are crowded inside and using fuel-burning items.

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

This time of year can be tricky...because CARBON MONOXIDE toxicity can mimic things like the flu or a viral illness.

Carbon monoxide is an odorless, tasteless, invisible gas that comes from things like automobile exhaust, fires, fuel-burning heaters, gas stoves, generators, etc.

[Fast Brain Sloth 🦥 @sleepyslotho]

Apostrophes need to stay in their lane…

Seen at @KFCAustralia in Pakenham (what did I expect in this area?)

[Fast Brain Sloth 🦥 @sleepyslotho]

@StrugglingMamma (Also if you’ve had any thoughts of moving on from the bird app, the 🐘 alternative has proven a friendly and welcoming space. I’ve really enjoyed reconnecting with Twitter friends there too :)

[Fast Brain Sloth 🦥 @sleepyslotho]

@StrugglingMamma It just seems like a recipe for anxiety and feeling really crap.

Anyway. I hope GG is feeling better 🥺

[Fast Brain Sloth 🦥 @sleepyslotho]

@madebygoogle 😅 resetting the googles is a post-Christmas project. Thanks so much for checking in. Will give it a burl on Tuesday and see if that solves things!

[Fast Brain Sloth 🦥 @sleepyslotho]

@googlenest @google
Help??
My 4 home Nest Minis had (miraculously) been working quite well for a while. Then I asked one to set a reminder for me, and it said I needed to activate voice recognition. Suddenly everything went wrong.

Went into Google home app to change

[Fast Brain Sloth 🦥 @sleepyslotho]

@Mufasa0062 The crust piece

[Fast Brain Sloth 🦥 @sleepyslotho]

@madebygoogle What does it do that the Home app doesn’t??