evan

back on my bullshit @panicroomhc

[evan @sleevisbeepis]

cars go so fast you guys ever think about that

[evan @sleevisbeepis]

Baron Vladimir Harkonnen - Dune: Part Two

[alvinho @_ofbrokenglass]

No mic? No problem lollll

[Dan's Bake Sale @dadbodsociety]

When i see a baddie at the whole foods

[Jake @OldTVReference]

[Bene Gesserit voice] Two hops this time

[evan @sleevisbeepis]

*flossing my teeth* i could probably make a tweet out of this

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

They should finish the Alec Baldwin movie but after the scene where the incident happened he should have a banana gun the rest of the movie

[$NOT @snot]

Mf smoking a Honda dashboard

[MANA @ReptilianHybrid]

Random number texted me by mistake

[Gray @birddog14tx]

Skourge NSFWknd Denton TX
@lockinout

[evan @sleevisbeepis]

HELL TO PAY - OUT NOW

https://t.co/na5BYQMnSo

[evan @sleevisbeepis]

Cane’s drive thru guy:
Flippity floppin what the fucks poppin

Me: i’m sorry what

[evan @sleevisbeepis]

@ColinYovng Look at Jimmy he’s going yeah I think that’ll do

[evan @sleevisbeepis]

Dune 2 was the best movie I’ve ever seen in my life

[brain trash @shitty_joke]

my brother is going to Austin show instead so I have 1 extra ticket for Denton NSFWknd. Selling at face value $60. RT please

@IncendiaryHC @GodsHate818 @twtchngtongues @ozone817

[evan @sleevisbeepis]

New shit this friday

[evan @sleevisbeepis]

I bet flossing feels so good for the floss

[evan @sleevisbeepis]

mouthwash tastes so good

[steph @steph_mcca]

the exact moment the mushrooms hit and my friends brought out a giant piñata of my head