hannah

puta madre

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

oh sorry about bouncing my leg. i’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore

[IS YE WORKING ON A NEW ALBUM TODAY? @didjesusdrop]

this the funniest headline of all time

[peter parker kin @gleehatesgirls]

this was a foundational text for me

[ShaneSaw M̷a̷s̷s̷a̷c̷r̷e̷ @FinalDude78]

the cashier when i press "no tip" after all they did was spin the ipad around and hand me my food

[YE-MAXXING 😤 @Kanyeeastyee]

KENDRICK C’MON DISS MEEE

[‎ً @swagnesian]

I hate taking a shit so bad
get the fuck outta my butt

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

My Delta flight just got delayed to 9:11 pm

[jynx @jynxbby]

i’m not a girls girl when it comes to stupid bitches tbh

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

i can't stop thinking about this

[meg man @MegManClone]

People with ADHD be like I can’t fry an egg I got too much going on

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Shooters shoot

[Adia. @hey_itsAdia]

White ppl acting like Kendrick went out there and did this 😂

[Headgraphix @Headgraphix]

“Say, Drake”