sydney✨

self diagnosed italian

[alyssa @spacedglam]

People asking for the recipe for a Caesar salad…

[Tim Cato @tim_cato]

y’all will not believe how quickly “not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world” will enter my lexicon

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

your secret is safe with me unless it’s funny

[Queen of da Roses❤️🌹 @hallcherrell]

Lunch Break

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

My cat all up in my grill while im eating a McDouble like bro you wouldnt even know what to do with all this

[victryena 🪾 @victryena]

her spotify listening age was 19 you sick fuck

[cherry ☆ @lullabylarva]

i don't freak unless froken to

[hegelian vs predator @reachrachelkahn]

women out here like "it's so much less annoying to be with a man when im stoned"

[v! @Vullety]

Ain’t no candy this Halloween, y’all can get these sauce packets 🤷‍♂️😭

[emo transsexual façade @no1quippyfan]

i wish i lived in a sitcom and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited

[fonz 🥭 @fonzfranc]

As someone who also dates men, I believe her.

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

me when I’ve had $900 worth of drinks

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

It's cute he put on fancy clothes and she let him keep the upside sun glasses on the hat in respect for his culture

[Lee Radziwill @RadziwillLee]

Keith Urban steps out in Nashville amid rumors of a contentious divorce.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Naaaa cuz I was really baking ribs and making blondie brownies and here come this btch bothering me on a damn Monday

[kap @Kaprea14]

makin bread from scratch then pairin it wit hot Cheetos got me screamin

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

whenever i remember to take my butter out it’s because I’m a beautiful perfect baking princess. when i forget it’s because it’s actually not even that important lmfao plus we have microwaves plus no one ever remembers plus don’t piss me off