sleibsss

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The sexual tension between me and wanting to call in sick every day I wake up for work.

[Kreative Doctor ⚕️ @the_grafixmedic]

Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen...

okaycanyouseeit?

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

A friendly REMINDER:

If you pass away today, your job posting will be posted tomorrow and a replacement will be found within a few days.

Take vacation and sick leave, turn off notifications after work, take your lunch breaks. Live your life!

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Someone at work just said “red rover, red rover, please run me the fuck over” and I am crying

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

workers will be like “hey, can you pay us a little more money?” and then, instead of paying them a little more money, corporations will pay an outside consulting firm a lot more money to assess why their workers are dissatisfied with the amount of money they’re currently making

[daz @MetamateDaz]

you ever at work and realise the job isn't even hard, it’s the people who make it exhausting? 😭

[blue @bluewmist]

we NEED to normalize being in your 20's and having 0 experience with love & relationships. you are not unloveable. you are not ugly. you are not broken. you are not a lost cause. not prioritizing romantic love isn't embarrassing. it is never "too late". take your time.

[sammy @loserbent]

being depressed while ppl are hitting on you is so fucking funny. sorry i ignored you calling me the most beautiful girl in the world, i was too busy telling myself i didn't deserve to live and also sleeping 20 hours

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Bad managers are loud when you make a fault and quiet when you do something good.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

i have no desire to be rich so i can buy a lambo or birkins.

I want to be rich so I can control my time and go to the gym at 2 pm on a wednesday.

sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon.

so I can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients.

spend on my family and friends without worrying about a budget.

that’s my idea of a rich life, not the fake consumerist idea shoved down my throat.

[LLOUD @wearelloud]

See you November 29th 👀💜
@Fortnite @FNFestival

[Anonymous @OpDeathEaters]

New Mexico Congresswoman Melanie Stansbury reported that she reviewed the Epstein files and Donald Trump is named repeatedly and is tagged in a discussion of his rape of at least one 13 year old child. #OpDeathEaters

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

How is this not a huge news story???!!!

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

As someone who used to work in customer service I assure you those 3 signs won’t be enough

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

Lawyer: “Have you ever had a personal relationship with Donald Trump?”

Epstein: “Yes”

Lawyer: “Have you socialized with him in the presence of females under 18?”

Epstein: “I’m asserting my Fifth, Sixth, and Fourteenth Amendment rights.”

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

DO NOT STOP SCREAMING FOR THE TRUTH!!!!

TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

It ain’t September 21st till you see this on your timeline

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did 🩸🩸🩸

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

IT'S TIME FOR THE TRUTH TO COME OUT!!!

TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Trump told Disney to cancel Jimmy Kimmel.

So Disney bent at the knee and canceled Kimmel.

Maybe it’s time for Democrats and Liberals to cancel Disney?

Our annual trip to Disney Orlando won’t happen.

Disney Channel was canceled yesterday.

I’m only one.

There are millions more like me.

Get this trending.

#CancelDisney