eli

Percolating, procrastinating. Deep intellectual things are just my jam, as are quotes from Bachelor contestants.

[eli @slendelise]

Trying to decide whether or not to commission a particular financial planner... Pro: willing to take me on even though my assets are under typical threshold. Con: used the fact that he'll never go on mat leave as a selling feature...

[eli @slendelise]

Instead of tweeting out travel tips, @porterairlines, how about ensuring #portersatisfaction is actually about people being satisfied...

[eli @slendelise]

Not sure why I spent so much time tweeting @porterairlines tonight. Doesn't look like they engage with other customers at all #porterfails

[eli @slendelise]

@porterairlines young professionals as you maintain your unwillingness to bend in favour of your own bottom line. #porterfails @porterairlines

[eli @slendelise]

@porterairlines canceled my original flight. These inconveniences (and $100 for that matter) are substantial for many people. Please consider us independent

[eli @slendelise]

@porterairlines nowhere on your website) in my case and let me book ONE MONTH past that deadline. Especially since I incurred extra expenses the evening you

[eli @slendelise]

@porterairlines this credit now. I my opinion, it would be ACCEPTABLE customer service to extend this arbitrary 6 mo. deadline (arbitrary since it is listed

[eli @slendelise]

@porterairlines be able to use to BOOK a flight before 6 mo. date, NOT that the FLIGHT would have to be before the 6 mo. date. I will not be able to use

[eli @slendelise]

@porterairlines I spent 2.5 hours on the phone this Sunday evening to try and redeem a credit your service representative told me I would

[eli @slendelise]

@porterairlines 2 hours and 25 minutes later and they are not able to accommodate me. @porterairlines, get in touch if you want to keep this customer.

[eli @slendelise]

@porterairlines 2 HOURS AND COUNTING PEOPLE. @porterairlines

[eli @slendelise]

@porterairlines 97 minutes... will @porterairlines take my call before I spend as many minutes waiting for them as my credit is worth? 🤦🏽‍♀️

[eli @slendelise]

@porterairlines 70 minutes @porterairlines ... put another attendant on the phones, pls and thx. #porterfails

[eli @slendelise]

@porterairlines 45 minutes and counting. Thankful for unlimited nation-wide minutes...

[eli @slendelise]

@porterairlines with @porterairlines and they canceled my connection. Less than impressed.

[eli @slendelise]

Have been on hold, waiting to speak with @porterairlines agent for 36 minutes... Just want to book flight using credit from last time I flew

[eli @slendelise]

Wishing someone finds happiness and love is not mutually exclusive with hoping that person feels extreme guilt for robbing you of the same.

[eli @slendelise]

So now I'll just listen to Spring Awakening cast recording on repeat and feel the feels.

[eli @slendelise]

Which like, it can't have been, but there was also that thing you said about it being something you might want to do with a partner one day.

[eli @slendelise]

I could do it if I wanted to. As though that was why you didn't want to be with me.