Prodigal Failson

Late-Onset Holden Caulfield Syndrome

any/all

[Mike Primavera @primawesome]

We see you, guy in the Cybertruck. Sorry your dad didn't.

[tino @jealousroll]

my hat when i get a smooch on the cheek from a dame

[Arnesa Buljušmić-Kustura @arnesa_kustura]

She had a fantastic opportunity to listen to them and say “hey, I hear you…I agree we must do something but let me finish this rally, let me speak and I’d love to meet with you afterwards”.

But instead she’s just not Trump.

[Prodigal Failson @slerhock]

@RepBrianMast What if a loony toons character paints a big red bullseye on your shiny dome, and then places an anvil precariously on the edge of a plank above you. what then.

[Prodigal Failson @slerhock]

@SSFyimby my autism when i see fairy shrimp get mentioned

[Prodigal Failson @slerhock]

@SniperFella Oh so it’s “thousands” now huh? ~500 ‘‘‘confirmed’’’ kills wasn’t questionable enough?

[🎒Shailja #FreePalestine Patel @shailjapatel]

Every adult Israeli has been in the military, unless they went to jail for refusing. They've all inflicted Israel's genocidal settler colonial dictatorship on Palestinians. They *were* the violence of the Israeli state. They just never imagined it could be deployed against them.

[Liam 🇵🇸 @Hezbolsonaro]

Unskilled labour is real and it’s good. I love not having to have a bunch of training or experience to do a job and I should get paid $30/hr for it

[Amal Samaha @AmalSamaha5]

i feel like stalinists would get less mileage out of the icepick if it was more commonly known that trotsky went what can only be described as "sicko mode" after realizing there was a metal spike lodged in his brain

[Amal Samaha @AmalSamaha5]

yeah you got a free hit against the cranium of an older man after you tricked him into looking away, STILL managed to fuck it up, and now he's beating the shit out of you

[Prodigal Failson @slerhock]

House flippers get the wall.

[Reject Metric @MetricReject]

@rhodes_mzra

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

This is one of the most interesting free school lunch papers - when districts implement universal free school lunch, it puts competitive pressure on grocery stores, resulting in lower food prices for *everyone* even if they don't directly benefit from school lunches

[josh! @queersocialism]

having to preface all your criticisms with “i love beyoncè, but—“ you are in a parasocial relationship with cognitive dissonance characteristics pls seek help

[josh! @queersocialism]

almost every critique of beyoncé (or, really, any well-liked monied/celebritized black figure) i see operates under the banner that we occupy community with her, and/or that she is a good-faith actor (despite her immense wealth depriving her of the ability to be so).

[Prodigal Failson @slerhock]

Lmao way to torpedo your own point. This reads like one of those sponsorship joke tweets.