Elliot Slessor

Pro Snooker Player | Newcastle | Sponsored by th plumbing & heating (nw) Ltd @taombilliards

[Elliot Slessor @sless147]

Gotta be honest. They an awful watch arsenal 🥱 but very effective.

[Elliot Slessor @sless147]

Deary me some standard… 🎯 😮

[Elliot Slessor @sless147]

@WhitleyLodgeSno Lost 17 games this season and spent roughly 700 million it’s absolutely comical

[Elliot Slessor @sless147]

No cl

No Europe

Lose both derbys to a newly promoted side

Spunked 200 mill in cold blood

Appaling all season

Probs finish 14th

Time for a change 🥱

[Elliot Slessor @sless147]

@WhitleyLodgeSno Name a 90 minute period we been good in?

[True Geordie @TrueGeordieTG]

My god we are absolutely TERRIBLE. £700m spent to match Steve Bruce’s 17 defeats and we deserved every one of them. WE ARE ABSOLUTE SHIT

Sunderland get Europe while we get another shocking performance, because we lack the brains to sack a manager who’s been PISS POOR all season!

[Elliot Slessor @sless147]

Enjoyed watching the play off more than this. We are absolutely appalling at football mind 🤦‍♂️😂

[Elliot Slessor @sless147]

45 mins I won’t get back. 😂😮‍💨

[Elliot Slessor @sless147]

Terminator incoming 😂 🕺 🤖

[Elliot Slessor @sless147]

Dubious might just have the best single jab in boxing deary deary me… 😮‍💨

[Elliot Slessor @sless147]

You get some heed cases at the snooker mind if it’s not some bloke hoying orange powder on the table it’s lassies trying to run on and take tha clothes off.😂😂😂😂

[Elliot Slessor @sless147]

Nuke too good man 🎯

[Elliot Slessor @sless147]

@couge0102 I’ve zero ability mind like most stuff 😂

[Elliot Slessor @sless147]

Hour a day darts practice how long till you hit a 180? 🧐 🎯

[Elliot Slessor @sless147]

@couge0102 Reckon?

[Elliot Slessor @sless147]

@PeterDavidKirby

[TURKI ALALSHIKH @Turki_alalshikh]

To my friends in Great Britain - it’s happening 🦁. It’s signed ✍️🥊

[Elliot Slessor @sless147]

Can’t blame the lad hopefully get a move he deserves. Career at a stand still currently.

[Magpie Media @MagpieMediaX]

🚨 Nick Woltemade has REMOVED @NUFC from his Instagram bio! 😳

[Elliot Slessor @sless147]

@JTakesSports Personally I’ve been twice and gotta be honest I really enjoyed it the hospitality was second to none

[Elliot Slessor @sless147]

Very disappointing news about Saudi being cancelled. Really enjoyed my time there and how we were looked after. Now what happens with the points defending? 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

[Elliot Slessor @sless147]

@TSnooker102 To replace something it has to be the same prize money