Matt Schaffter

I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure the Internet is training me to become one. contact email: [email protected]

[XBOX @XBOX]

Make his finest asset yours

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[Matt Schaffter @slevink88]

@majornelson The best has to be UNSC Pillar of Autumn. Most of our modern day Sci-Fi Gaming experiences started with that ship, as short lived as it may have been. #XboxFreeCodeFriday

[Dave NewBlood @DaveOshry]

"let my people go, brother"

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@jdlscp

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@rickygervais calling out bots scamming seats to his show. Every other person would have whipped their dicks out to have him respond. If there’s no response - don’t be scammed.

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@jdlscp

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@jdlscp @MotherNocturna @MayumiRyujin It says they wear it WITH you. You better get the wax, the amount of friction from my body hair will burn it right off.

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@jdlscp @MotherNocturna @MayumiRyujin We wear it together though right?

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@TMNT #TurtlePowerSweepstakes and no @jdlscp this one isn’t for you either haha

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@2K Please

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@2K You just handing them out? Toss me like 3. I got some friends

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@majornelson I’m gonna say Kiryu from any yakuza, then play in Halo 3. Any biome, and the view would be stellar #freecodefridaycontest

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@jdlscp Yeah man, welcome to America. We don’t play with toy soldiers, we torture our good guys dolls.

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@jdlscp Fine, fucking take it.

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@_JacobFullerton I’ve learned quite a bit about cyst removal today. More than I actually wanted to. But you know what? That’s okay, as long as you are healing well, I can just have like, one or two nightmares.

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@RahulKohli13 Are you a strong swimmer, seaman?

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@rejectedjokes @kumailn Ni No Kuni