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call me oprah because i love (gluten-free) bread!!

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sometimes i feel superior because i drink black coffee but then i remember that it's literally bean water and i need to get over myself 👀☕️

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carl is MY people’s princess

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i was depressed and bad at math

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now that he’s covering songs…gonna need matty healy to experience @JamesTaylor_com at tanglewood on july 4th. he can sit on the lawn with me and my friends!!

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doordash but for when i need a gay person to understand my references

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coming back to the artist formerly known as twitter because look at my friends?!?! this is so good i can’t

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puppies found the afikomen!! #levyseder

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dad just tried to give me non gluten-free matzah why is he trying to poison me in my own home??? #levyseder

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we’re at 35 minutes and rosie is OVER it #levyseder

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feeling triggered #levyseder

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baby yoda is back baybeeeee #levyseder

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we are like two minutes in to the seder and i already have at least 4 grammar edits & mom has made note that we need a less distorted seder plate picture next year #levyseder

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“the theme of the seder is taking pictures of the dogs” #levyseder

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oz is already ready for dinner #levyseder

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so it begins….

#levyseder

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i’ve also been asked to time the seder so mom can write it down for next year for food prep time. now taking bets on whether the rabbi goes over 45 minutes? #levyseder

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tonight i have been imbued with the highest of powers - full reign over when the seder stops for a joke.

that’s right - #levyseder is back!!!

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my favorite part of going to see the 1975 is watching the endless parade of black clothing…and the fact that it’s stayed that way over the past 10 years

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@Wuts_Up_Doc actually me singing fast car while stone cold sober

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i’m sorry jesse palmer is canadian??????? #BachelorInParadise