sabapatin

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡

[litquidity @litcapital]

Spotted outside of Morgan Stanley’s HQ in Times Square today 😭

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

If the cover of the New York Post isn’t this photo with this headline “SACREBLEU IT” then what are we even doing anymore?

[kida @kidasnow]

as per usual

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

this photo needs to be plastered on the walls of every NBA finals ref’s home

[Jedi @dhe3g]

No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss. It will never get worse than that. Ever.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

sure elmo

[PatchFox @PatchF0x]

My mayor is Muslim
My bagels are Jewish
My Christian is Dior
AND IT'S KNICKS IN FUCKING FOUR

[Rita 📚 @maiden_of_spear]

Every Mamdani news be like:

NEWS: Mamdani has gifted a puppy to every NYC citizen!

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @mskmalibu]

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

trump stomping all over american iconography is exactly what this place needs. break the illusion. this is what you are. a dave n busters country

[peepeepoopoo @DeepDishEnjoyer]

lmao
>irrevocably fucks up the us political system
>leaves

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[rose @wynrosei]

Do you realize how badly you have to treat a mammal to stop it from reproducing?

[jennittles 🜏 @the_jennittles]

A father. A husband. An assassin.

We miss you Toji Fushiguro.

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

it’s like Mamdani is throwing a pizza and ice cream party for NYC, and the rest of us are stuck watching because our parents didn’t want to chip in.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

no data center is worth destroying this