Simon Herridge

[Simon Herridge @slherridge]

@livuni - Cafe on The Square: Only customer and ignored by staff on their phone behind till. Disgusting service. Left immediately.

[Simon Herridge @slherridge]

@edsheeran Just a quick one, who do I contact about purchasing rights to your music for short amateur videos?

[Simon Herridge @slherridge]

The problem has been resolved today. The unpleasant and almost aggressive customer service from same staff twice in a row was the real prob.

[Simon Herridge @slherridge]

@CPWTweets Worst customer service in a long time. After an hour of following fingers, still no resolution. Looking forward to leaving you.

[Simon Herridge @slherridge]

Why do I have the option to follow myself? I really don't have to read my own crap.

[Simon Herridge @slherridge]

Sleeping for me is now lying in bed and wasting time.

[Simon Herridge @slherridge]

@NathanFillion. You made Percy Jacksons Lack of Sea monsters bareable. Thank you.

[Simon Herridge @slherridge]

"It's a kid movie" doesn't excuse all their plot holes.

[Simon Herridge @slherridge]

That's the thing about bad moods, they're self swallowing.

[Simon Herridge @slherridge]

"You should go to the gym, like me"
"Why? I have nothing to compensate for."

[Simon Herridge @slherridge]

Playing beat the flush was my favourite toilet game. Now i've just got into the bad habbit of flushing then peeing.

[Simon Herridge @slherridge]

@Inane_musing oh my. Im a nervous tweet.

[Simon Herridge @slherridge]

@slherridge Twitter my minds boggle

[Simon Herridge @slherridge]

@Inane_musing my boggle minds Twitter

[Simon Herridge @slherridge]

@Inane_musing my mind boggles Twitter

[Simon Herridge @slherridge]

Twitter boggles my mind.