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The only benefit to this whole quarantine is cheating on every final

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@clarifyyoself Preach

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Day whatever of quarantine... tried going on a run... only made it down 2 blocks before turning around

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Currently hitting my juul well talking to people at the truth anti-nicotine booth at school

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So I just found a place that puts a piece of pie in your milk shake... I think I found true happiness at this point

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Now they’re listening to “crank that” by Soulja boy... do I join them...?

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Just walked by my pool and there’s a group of 40 year olds just casually drinking and listening to the “thong song”

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6:30pm and the sun is still out

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@RexTrillerson @briarleighhh Lol I did this on acid the first night I met you

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Got my car towed out of my own apartment complex... #sickfuckingjoke

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I sold dope.. I didn’t go to deVry..

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TYBG FOR CURVED CLASSES 🙏

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Friday’s at work I am just a warm body in a chair...

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@OGFuckBoiiii @_2LiveLuke Is this the real life Clayton bigsby...

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When your boss sends you photos of your self from the wiggermob IG page... #chill

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@clarifyyoself Honestly so hyped rn haha just walking my dog so happy

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Just in Starbucks this morning standing by the local moms and hear one of the talking about how she’s not being responsible for the first time in her life and is using... “ the pull out method”

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Life is beautiful

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Ate 16 wings last night from wing stop and I’m feeling the consequences from it now... do I regret it..? Not at all #bellyboyz

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You know you’re getting old when you get excited to go to Costco on a Friday night with your roommates