Kimbo

“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one”

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I am always grateful to get my period, but 25 days, come on, that’s not very nice.

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People who get pregnant really fast after already having a baby stress me out 😵‍💫

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Charlie xcx is giving me anxiety with her licking the floor at her shows. Girl, your immune system is either amazing, or you’re about to get the fucking plague

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Leo is being a douche @LoveisBlindShow

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I wish I was joking when I say this lasted at least an hour.

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I always forget how annoying teenagers are until I’m forced into a situation with them. Like I was on the train to Boston today and this kid talked for entirely too long about her missing AirPods

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She and her friend were TRACKING the AirPods and accusing different friends of stealing them.

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Being so into a politician, like putting a flag with their name on your lawn, or buying shirts with their faces on them etc IS FUCKING WEIRD. You cannot convince me otherwise. It’s weird, and you’re weird for idolizing them like that.

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*runs 3.5 miles*
I fear I have entered my running vest era 😂
I also have the need for more running sneakers 😜

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I hate men with a passion, but I’ll be the first to admit that when a man is involuntarily bald, it’s so unfortunate.

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30 minutes on a stair master???? Are you out of your mind?? 2.5 minutes in I’m fighting for my life sweating like a pig

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Does anyone know someone who has had a nose job?? I feel like they don’t happen in real life

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Weird af that people are like, no way, gay people cannot be married, but are cool with someone marrying A CAR. Let people be happy ffs

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I wonder how many days in a row I’d have to eat a hot dog before I got sick of them

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hahahaha I would drop a 45# plate on my foot 2 weeks before I go on another trip 🙃🙃🙃🙃

[Badflower @Badflower]

Tomorrow is Badflower day.

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Band names are so ridiculous to say out loud

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I heard a rumor that you can still eat prosciutto when you’re pregnant, and I’m not gonna lie, this might be a sign that I could have a baby some day.

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Hot take… maybe cycle issues in female weight lifters is due to unnecessarily drinking energy drinks/a multitude of supplements.

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Weird af that Sandoval is more torn up about Rachel not wanting to be with him than he is about CHEATING ON HIS GIRLFRIEND OF 10 YEARS