Rejected Tweets

This a secondary account for Tweets I'm too chicken to post on my real account.

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@fordnation This is going to go over as well as the buck-a-Rock campaign his brother ran in Toronto. C'mon man where the fuck are your priorities? You fucked 4000 families beer? GFY.

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I'm almost 40 and I've never known how the clit works, nor have I ever had the desire to find out. #FemaleGenitalMutilation

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@FoxNews If this were Canada our PM would have cheques issued and new homes made available for each family, on the back of the tax payer.

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@PrisonPlanet When Hillary supporters come into my office, I kick them square in the cunt.

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New threat for Mexican parents with bad kids.. I will sneak you across the border and get caught on purpose to let ICE take you away, if you don't clean mi casa.

#ChildrensConcentrationCamps #ChildrenInCages #BorderCrisis #DHS

[Nico Bihary @nico_bihary]

Giving out a couple of game codes later today. Retweet to enter to win a #PUBG #Xboxone OG pre-order White Track Suit code. "Like" to enter in to win a code for the Base Game. Winners chosen at random this afternoon. GL!

[Nico Bihary @nico_bihary]

Giving away an #XboxOne #StateofDecay2 game code to 5 folks at random today. Retweet and follow. GL

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@AMike4761 Canadians need to start fucking more and having lots of kids.

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Lady at the grocery store: "Are you sure that's all going to fit in your bag?"
Me: "Lady, this is a level 3 backpack.. I can fit all this and still have room for another 30 rounds and a flashbang." How do you #PUBG?

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#ThursdayThoughts I don't how video game programing works, but couldn't @PUBG on @Xbox just load the entire map/loot before the match and make people wait 5mins in a simple Gamertag text lobby with open voice chat for all or just party. + Option to make blood blue in settings.

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@FoxNews @realDonaldTrump Aww staged.. but aww.. cute.

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I only follow fake celebrity accounts.

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@PUBG_help These issues were all present during PTS +many more and you still released it? I mean do you want me to tell you whats wrong, or is someone working on that as well? I just assumed that after the first 150 you guys knew everything +no incentive to record & report other than 2 fix

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@DougCar98367473 @CBCNews I was wondering that as well about the father or the guy literally right next to the child seemingly already holding on to him.

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@AndreaHorwath @amarapossian Maybe you should check the bottom of a bucket of fried chicken next..

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"Orville Redenbacher Wynne" -@MikeSouthin1 is the best line I've heard from anyone about this election. #onpoli #OntarioVotes

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@OntLiberal He responded with, "No, but I plan to visit Queen's Park."

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My stomach is talking to me like that plant in that movie, with that guy.. Like "feed me Seymour!"

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Doug Ford may not be the typical politician, but maybe that's something we need, someone who understands the common people. @fordnation #ONDebate

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Lets face it, the Liberals have done terrible, the NDP is going to tax the hell out of you and turn Ontario into a Sanctuary Province, so you may as well stick with the Libs. but I think it's time for an economic change to make our province great again with @fordnation #ONDebate