kai

runner-up of the 2004 Stowe Elementary Geography Bee

[Alaina Getzenberg @agetzenberg]

Sean McDermott said that he'll know more about QB Josh Allen's injury in the next 24 hours. "Still evaluating."

[kai @sliceofkai]

is there a better feeling than when you’re thirsty and you feel the weight of water bottle confirming that there’s water inside

[Mikael Thalen @MikaelThalen]

A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter

[kai @sliceofkai]

When the Facebook comment section turns into a presidential debate

[kai @sliceofkai]

@kebeling2 @jellis_9 or what about that movie with young Leonardo DiCaprio on a boat? I remember icebergs being big part of plot

[kai @sliceofkai]

There must have been a WILD therapy session to have given the go ahead on this

[WION @WIONews]

North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un deliberately faked his death to expose traitors in his circle

https://t.co/ci2ISsRDFv

[kai @sliceofkai]

Imagine reading this tweet in 2015

[Yamiche Alcindor @Yamiche]

The maker of disinfectants Lysol & Dettol has issued a press release telling people not to inject themselves with disinfectant after President Donald Trump suggested disinfectants and light could be injected into the human body to kill the coronavirus.

https://t.co/fTfrH9ddgd

[kai @sliceofkai]

This whole share your four favorite album Instagram trend has told me more about the person posting than any picture they’ve actually ever posted combined

[kai @sliceofkai]

Tax evasion in 2020 is my barber asking me to Venmo him and requesting I label it something other than a haircut

[David Leonhardt @DLeonhardt]

Watch how radically taxes on the wealthy have fallen over the past 70 years:

(Full column: https://t.co/XP0a4Iljti)

[kai @sliceofkai]

Alt caption: Your electricity getting intentionally cut is a result of climate change.

[Bloomberg @business]

Edison joins PG&E in cutting power in Southern California to reduce the risk of wildfires https://t.co/LVM4m60MRo

[kai @sliceofkai]

Tuesday hot take —@AOC has become the @Migos of the political world. Gotta get her as a feature on your new bill/song to pump yourself up in the polls/Spotify charts

[Refinery29 @Refinery29]

.@KamalaHarris and @AOC unveiled The Climate Equity Act which aims to ensure that any measure to fight climate change and its effects benefits low-income communities and other vulnerable populations. https://t.co/er896b4Dyd

[kai @sliceofkai]

@The_wolfiee @__jbernstein WUt

[kai @sliceofkai]

my least favorite workplace saying is "there are more ways than one to skin a cat" because we're actually just talking about excel formulas and not in any way, shape, or form trying to remove skin from an animal

[Shane Goldmacher @ShaneGoldmacher]

Pretty remarkable

[kai @sliceofkai]

My mom, who baked a pumpkin pie for this game, was more prepared than Harbaugh

[kai @sliceofkai]

.... aaaand the Michigan basketball revenge tour is already 100% complete ✅

[kai @sliceofkai]

Ladies and gents... I present the hottest hot take of 2018.

[Mary Anne Smith @MaryAnn84055386]

@CharlesRobinson Well Nike will save money on the pants. They only need shorts since anyone buying his crap will be kneeling. No need for pants.

[kai @sliceofkai]

Ahh possessive vs plural... the classic mixup for ol' Sparty

[Michigan State Football @MSU_Football]

38-31 season opening victory for MSU! #GoGreen #HEAVE #BeatUtahState