Sandi 🦄🇨🇲

Chicago. Paradise.

[Sandi 🦄🇨🇲 @sliceofsandi]

I survived childbirth.
Twins, specifically.
I AM MOTHER!

[attorney @aubreysattorney]

“Thank God you ain’t know me when I was single or I would’ve fucked the shit out of you” — ASAP Rocky to a fan at his show last night

[New York Post @nypost]

‘Love Island USA’ star Alannah Keyser fired after using racial slur in resurfaced video https://t.co/OArIuLlduJ

[Sandi 🦄🇨🇲 @sliceofsandi]

This should be an easy-as-pie decision. It should be Tina and Tommy. #loveisland

[Sandi 🦄🇨🇲 @sliceofsandi]

@nyannoire 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Sandi 🦄🇨🇲 @sliceofsandi]

Simba is correct.
But I already knew Tommy is…don’t wanna say racist yet, but there’s SOMETHING racist-adjacent there and I’ve been noticing from time. It became clearer in the last few episodes. #loveisland

[Sandi 🦄🇨🇲 @sliceofsandi]

Our moms live out of the United States and the Trump “temporary” visa pauses and general anti-immigration policies are the reason my mom couldn’t make it. I am still pissed and traumatized about it and I blame you people who voted for that devil.

[Sandi 🦄🇨🇲 @sliceofsandi]

Navigating this postpartum era without our moms or any help at all has truly strengthened my connection with my husband. For two teen parents (😂) who don’t know what the fuck we’re doing, we’re doing okay! Marry wisely!

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

less than 15 minutes of carl and aniya had more chemistry than the 10+ episodes of her and kc #loveislandusa

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Judge rules Workday must face claims that its AI hiring tools discriminated against disabled applicants, Black job seekers, women, & people over 40.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Clive Davis, hitmaking titan of the music industry, dies at 94 https://t.co/crCYc3fMgT

[Sandi 🦄🇨🇲 @sliceofsandi]

Kenzie gonna do a splits at her own funeral if she could lmfaoooo 🤣🤣🤣#loveislandusa

[Sandi 🦄🇨🇲 @sliceofsandi]

Why would K Michelle want ass implants again after her experience…? #rhoa

[Sandi 🦄🇨🇲 @sliceofsandi]

That dumping really pissed me off tbh. There was truly no reason to it. How does Tommy end up in the bottom 2 but then is saved because he’s “one of the lads”. #loveisland

[Sandi 🦄🇨🇲 @sliceofsandi]

This was the WEIRDEST dumping ever. They definitely should have got rid of Tommy. Very, very strange. #loveisland

[Sandi 🦄🇨🇲 @sliceofsandi]

“Back your case”???
Get this demon out of the villa prontoooooo. Wish it were him, with Angelista as collateral damage. Simba is annoying af #loveisland

[feven - ፈቨን @missfeven]

I actually find Simba very manipulative. The needing to share a bed, the prayer talk and now he’s basically saying the struggle was worth it to Angelista #loveisland

[Sandi 🦄🇨🇲 @sliceofsandi]

Wait is it gonna be Chidi and mica? #loveisland

[Sandi 🦄🇨🇲 @sliceofsandi]

Lmfaoooo Angie is just trying to stay in that villa but my sis is losing me over here. You need to at least make Simba graft a bit more smh #loveisland

[Sandi 🦄🇨🇲 @sliceofsandi]

Shout out to the Black man yesterday at the mall who told us he also has twin girls and it’ll get better soon. that was the message I needed 🥺

[Sandi 🦄🇨🇲 @sliceofsandi]

My twinnies are starting to bear a resemblance