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I hope one day that straight black men get over their obsession with proving they're not gay so they can truly enjoy life.

[Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe]

The irony of Trump calling FIFA to overturn
a red card for Balogun because he knows the U.S. can’t win without Balogun, who only qualifies for the U.S. team because of birthright citizenship, which Trump just tried to overturn.

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@downbadcomment Down bad ads

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I know Landon Donovan may bring something to broadcasts as a former player, but bro needs a coffee or something. Sounds like he doesn't even like the game anymore

[Normie Shitlib @normieshitlib]

@TheAthletic tfw FIFA’s corruption works out in your favor 🫡

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@OxyMoronGoy444 @Paintnado @VideoGabesBU Nah it's just 1954. They had to photoshop by hand. Of course it looks scuffed

[Zealand @theoldzealand]

Get the FUCK out of here with your soft ass shit ball don’t lie

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Not anti-analytics but it's pretty obvious that those who think the top graph is better find that brand of ball to be more entertaining. Bottom leads to more points scored, but it can be more boring to watch. Focusing on 3s and lays filters out soul from the game at all levels

[Tim @ChuckShots]

I still want someone who thinks this is a dumb thing the nerds have done to explain what is the better alternative to scoring more points

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You could arguably build a team of players left off this poster that'd beat the best team you can make from it. Taurasi, Cooper and Moore to start

[WNBA @WNBA]

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Celebrate 30 years of the W with this commemorative anniversary poster. WinCraft's poster is available now!

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#WNBALegacyTrail

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@Flynnneil @JonComms @ItsMeAaronP

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Everybody joking about punching a teammate, but bro jobs will FIRE YOU in real life if you say something the wrong person doesn't like. Not a fine, instant loss of employment.

[dank @cptdankkk]

Draymond Green blasts $100,000 NBA fines: “This job ain't set up for us to be wealthy”

���The amount of money we get fined for the things that we do, that shit don't happen in Corporate America”

“You get fined $50,000 because you say something somebody don't like. 50 grand, that's real money. 100 grand. ‘Oh, he only got fined 100 grand.’ The fines to me don't make sense”

“As hard as we work to accumulate wealth, coming from situations that most people never make it out. Then you get fined the way we get fined. It's actually not set up for us to be wealthy after we're done playing”

"The way we're taxed, the way we're fined, this job ain't never been set up for us to be wealthy after we're done playing”

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Not only is he Mexican, his whole name "Sheen Estevez" is a joke on Martin and Charlie Sheen, whose real last names are Estevez.

[her name is cyn 🌷 @cynfinite]

Points were made but, y’all—I had no idea Sheen was Mexican? 😭

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@rodimusprime Probably half scalpers

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@EnigmaticGaymer @PaIIahAbdul @marvelouslythiq Watch the documentary. They got clips from the show and it's obvious he wasn't a fan of Black folks.

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@badbeatslex @MediJo20 Nah still impressive. Think about how many guys in the 2010s circle are still playing today but aren't up with Bron for the 2020s.

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Yeah still say this was ENM and everybody's spouse was fine with it

[TMZ @TMZ]

😳 EXCLUSIVE: Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini rented a private boat while she was pregnant...

Details: https://t.co/zTDRBNyYqw

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@GfedGoCrazy If we wanna be technical, so are the Sonics/Thunder

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@MarinoJordan24 @GfedGoCrazy Merger was between the bucks titles.

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Everyday I'm convinced it was actually a poly/ENM arrangement that all parties approved of going in. They probably smashing in private right now

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Hints emerge that Dianna Russini will eventually tell her story. Whether she talks, when she talks, and what she says could create a new wave of issues for Mike Vrabel and the Patriots. https://t.co/vm4jX6aTkm

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It's much easier to just shout "we losing recipes"

[♰ @reeceollld]

people seem to be forgetting that you have to teach children things for them to know it

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@Obaskki @michaelmogson "new Gen people" bruh there are adults born after MJs last concert and 30+ year olds who only saw him dangle his kid out the window. We gotta stop acting shocked that people don't remember times they weren't alive for