Jason slade

I'm Fat and black hakona matata

[Jason slade @slicey18]

@Rdjones17 happy 40th u old bastard have a nice day fella

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

[No Context Sykes @NoContextSykes]

The greatest video on the internet 🙏

[Jason slade @slicey18]

@W30BET @Ascot @jameswsinger @GWTURF Is that the new Lord of the rings trilogy

[Jason slade @slicey18]

@rhysweeks2 @British_Airways Please give it to him or the flights he's booking for @jordanjames3 stag will go up again

[Hopkinstownfc @Hopkinstownfc1]

🟢SENIOR FOOTBALL⚫️
A few people have enquired about us starting a senior team this season. It was heartbreaking to see it go last season.
So putting it out there. If anyone would like to get involved, whether you played for us before or fancy a new challenge. Please contact us!!

[David Coverdale @davidcoverdale]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Hopkinstown CC 🏏 @HopkinstownCC]

We are still looking to fill our Sunday friendly fixture list for the season. Dates below are available, please get in touch if interested.

14th May (h/a)
4th June (a)
25th June (a)
20th August (h/a)

#UppaTown

[PAUL ALIEN 9💎🔞🔞🔞 @PhilipL47837986]

🙈😂😂😂😂

[Jason slade @slicey18]

@rhysweeks2 is this @W30BET in 10 years time

[Balderdash @notDcfcBoss]

Roy Hodgson on his return to save Crystal Palace.

[Jason slade @slicey18]

@garethm1988 @sportbible Haha I won't bite

[Rugby League World Cup 2026 @rugbyleaguewcup]

🔥 WOW

Samoa and Tonga leave Warrington shaking after facing off ahead of this massive quarter-final clash.

This is unmissable.

#RLWC2021 | #TONSAM

[LADbible @ladbible]

To this day, this is still one of the best videos on the internet 😂

[Tenby Observer @tenbyobserver]

A rousing rendition of Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau ahead of the Ironman Wales start in Tenby🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

#ironmanwales

[Jason slade @slicey18]

@jeffrosser Well ur boy is a ginger pussy

[Dungeons & Dragons Film UK @DnDfilmUK]

Who needs heroes when you have thieves? Watch the NEW trailer for Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves and get ready to see it in cinemas March 2023. #DnDMovie

[Jason slade @slicey18]

@rhysweeks2 @RDBCroft10 Someone's back on twitter

[Jason slade @slicey18]

@Rdjones17 happy bday jonesy u old bastard