um

i couldn’t put a C in front of um

[Iván @Ivanzaaa2]

Pasa que trata de un hombre haciendo hasta lo imposible para salvar a su hija, y no matándola como les gusta a ustedes

[Dani G German 👸♠️ @DaniGGerman]

If Lindsay Clancy looked like this, i would keep impregnating her until she got tired of killing them.

[313.🪐 @luvhuss]

Imagine getting in a cab blacked out tryna make it home and you wake up with $3000 in your pocket. You panic cause you don't know how you got the money, 10 months later you're watching tv and see your drunk ass getting in the back of the Cash Cab and nailing all the questions

[salt_and_pepper @Louismanoraised]

I saved $8000 this year by driving without insurance FUCK PROGRESSIVE 😌

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

we really have a genuine retard in the white house. like it’s actually insane

[khai @boybussy32]

screenshots from the kirkening last year

[r @bekhayalime]

first kirkversary in 3 days.

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

Looking at my old Instagram stories and seeing the girls that used to like them

[SILAS @sighIess]

"fuckin point" goddamn he the coldest in the DCU its not even close.

[milk @milkinhisbag]

mouse absolutely locked in on ice age while i get mad at the guardians game

[august @regularaugust]

You have to play some M rated games as a teenager or you end up being the kinda guy who gets really into Splatoon Pornography

[Matt @scriptumsent]

7yo finishing the original trilogy for the first time, starting to obsessively read SW encyclopedias, and declaring his favorite character is an obscure member of Jabba’s palace

[𖤐 @HoesLuvTravis]

she got fried 😭

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

Minecraft seems to have as much influence on my kids as porn had on me

[Red Stator @thenovanglus]

@TheStockGuyTV $100 for shorts, guy deserves it.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

@EndWokeness Dodged a lot of bullets this past year.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Did I just get shot by an AR-15? Feels like it.

[hani #8 🐻 @AMORIMANTI]

this one girl who tried to blitz me irl for celebrating the kirkening is now posting stories asking who gon be her kirkentine #StayOnDatSideNigga

[ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕟 𝔽𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝔸𝟝 𝕎𝕒𝕘𝕪𝕦 ⚓️ @MermaidAesthete]

Beyond his music, the thing I’ve always loved about Travis is that he’s just a weirdo from Texas who stanned so hard for Kanye and Cudi that he became their heir apparent.