Rickie Woltman

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

not the way i do it

[tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug]

How many more years does the elvis impersonation industry realistically have?

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard

[Benny 'Fire & Air' Rollins @citizenkawala]

[Flirting]

I've never used TikTok before.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

[wine tasting]: Yep. That's wine.

[Chris @citehchris]

kissing someone passionately in a dive bar is one of the few joys we still have left

[死 @humanxmaybe]

is this meth from a queer owned lab?

[schizzy ☆ @crybabybuick]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to die

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

heyyyy does anyone know when i'll learn my lesson

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Might start signing off emails with ‘but what do I know’

[Green Can @aGreenCan]

doing an impression of someone Who tries again

[bri love @mclovenxoxo]

conservative men are so riled up because they aren’t used to being the victims of violence, it’s scary when he looks like you huh???? this is how women and minorities in this country ALWAYS feel.

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

“he has children” you evil fucks don’t care when the victims ARE children

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[Girl Undertow @girlundertow]

I’ll be like "i needed that laugh" and it’ll be something i said

[garshmo @garshmo]

5 sets of 20 fuckups