Lucky

La vida es fria

[Dad's Thoughts @DadsThoughts1]

It’s not even October yet

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how could life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘SOUTH PARK’ has made a diss at Donald Trump after the show won Best Animated Series at the Emmys.

“You finally got your Emmy.”

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

My daughter asked me what games I played on the tablet when I was a kid, and I told her I used to yell into a fan to sound like a robot.

[Ernie Reyes Jr. @erniereyesjr]

33 years ago today @newlinecinema

[Lucky @slick_rickman]

@reminiscinbby Jawbreaker

[valentine @valawakened]

My girlfriend is genuinely my best friend. And not in the “we’re dating, so obviously we’re friends” kind of way, but in the “there’s genuinely no one else I’d rather laugh with, annoy, or do stupid shit with” kind of way. She’s my favorite person, my safe place, and the person I always want around. She’s my person.

[🇸🇻 🏆💍🏆🥇🧡💙/🏆👑🗽Edwin @larryjunesbagel]

I will never delete this from my phone.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

Reall

[💔 @r6al_me]

At my age please stop asking me my likes and dislikes. I like money and Weed and I dislike not having money and Weed.

Please don’t stress me out.

[Stephen Ford @StephenSeanFord]

The Odyssey (2026)

[Lucky @slick_rickman]

@EightyTwoAndO

[#BertaOut @NadavIsHere]

Robert Downey Jr be like

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

when your humor has reached such an advanced stage that everyone around you thinks you are retarded

[𝗥𝗲𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗢𝗳𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆 ⏻ @Rebel0fReality]

I aspire to hate AI as much as Nolan hates CGI.

[Lucky @slick_rickman]

Gonna tell my grandkids that this was Mitch McConnell

[illmac @IllmacTV]

Sequel loading…

[Lucky @slick_rickman]

@stavvybaby Or Trap Kitchen

[Lucky @slick_rickman]

@stavvybaby Go to Kita Steak and Ribs in Beaverton! Best food in Oregon