“Slick Back” Samuel Sanders

American first and always 🇺🇸 | Drywall Expert | avid Texas Roadhouse enjoyer #BBN #FostersFriday #HereWeGo

[“Slick Back” Samuel Sanders @slickbacksammy]

@BigManWebster64 spot on breeze

[“Slick Back” Samuel Sanders @slickbacksammy]

no, would, maybe, no, no

[Ohhnoes @ohhhhnoes]

@DeMickyD The best I could get from Grok for Yagrum Vance

[“Slick Back” Samuel Sanders @slickbacksammy]

belle’s is unequivocally the worst bar in lexington. a buddy of mine just paid $20 for 3 Busch lights #ElonHelp #DonaldTrumpIfYouCanHearMe

[“Slick Back” Samuel Sanders @slickbacksammy]

@brad_johnson6 my opinion means less to nothing, however - if a name on a garment gives you any sort of social confidence, then we are living in the worst kind of dystopian society. wear what you want, what you enjoy! if people disagree with you, send a round between their eyes! hashtag fashun

[“Slick Back” Samuel Sanders @slickbacksammy]

@BushLovesCat @jjbasketweaver I could rant about this all night long

[“Slick Back” Samuel Sanders @slickbacksammy]

i must be shadowbanned

[“Slick Back” Samuel Sanders @slickbacksammy]

told my (now ex) girlfriend that I was doing my own 4B:

1) beer
2) bologna
3) butt stuff (with bitches)
4) ball

Anyone else in???

[“Slick Back” Samuel Sanders @slickbacksammy]

why isn’t this blowing up

[“Slick Back” Samuel Sanders @slickbacksammy]

get a fucking hog and fly over the handlebars you fuckin pussy

[“Slick Back” Samuel Sanders @slickbacksammy]

straight men obsessed with sports cars might be more gay than gay men

[“Slick Back” Samuel Sanders @slickbacksammy]

@BornAKang and we’re complaining because….???

[“Slick Back” Samuel Sanders @slickbacksammy]

if she got that waddle in her step i just can’t do it 😭😭

[“Slick Back” Samuel Sanders @slickbacksammy]

@roddy_johnson0 @esjesjesj I think Elon’s Make-A-Wish was to speak at all the Trump rallies

Double fist pump is still cool though

- Sammy

[“Slick Back” Samuel Sanders @slickbacksammy]

@Doctordonnie69 it can’t be

[“Slick Back” Samuel Sanders @slickbacksammy]

@Steelersdepot George Pickens going crazy

[“Slick Back” Samuel Sanders @slickbacksammy]

@BigManWebster64 you forgot that he has a great smile too - something that can’t be taught or bought!

- SBS

[“Slick Back” Samuel Sanders @slickbacksammy]

how can you drink michelob ultra in a world where miller high life exists

[“Slick Back” Samuel Sanders @slickbacksammy]

hate when you give someone the time of day when you shouldn’t and they don’t give it back

[“Slick Back” Samuel Sanders @slickbacksammy]

@BigManWebster64 landlords are about as ignorant as waterlords