Slicker

serving warm takes, and ideas that might just stick. Follow for good vibes, sharp thoughts, and occasional chaos. Reply, retweet, or roast us, we dare you. 😂🔥

[Slicker @slicker_talks]

@Te_mi_da_yo Writing & football.

[Slicker @slicker_talks]

Even in d**th forgiveness is still not given. 😂😂
Please have mercy on Rosé Rosé 🤲🤲🤲

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

“Any little thing, he starts writing. He then takes off his jacket, wears it again and takes it off. Once he notices the camera, he starts aura-farming. A lot happened gaffer. A lot truly happened.”

[Slicker @slicker_talks]

Love unbridled from Ijeoma of Africa, Ijele the Traveller, Flavoyr Nabania towards his Igbo brother. Igbo amaka. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Slicker @slicker_talks]

Without a shadow of doubt these are Boniface’s remarks. The admin is having a filled day as Victor’s padi. 😂🤌😂

[Bayer 04 Leverkusen @bayer04_en]

Comrade, you forget your boots for house abi? 😂

@boniface_jrn

[Slicker @slicker_talks]

Relieved that the Oyo pupils & teachers are home safe. Credit to the security teams who got them out without paying a ransom, that’s the right precedent. But let’s be honest: schools shouldn’t need a rescue op to function. Real safety means prevention, not just heroic recoveries.

[Bayo Onanuga, OON, CON @aonanuga1956]

One of the rescued teachers in Oyo sends a thank you message to President Tinubu and the security agencies.

[Slicker @slicker_talks]

Who remembers that Ghanaian artist VIP’s song ‘Away’. Chelsea tire ooo, Oya Garnacho pack and go. 😂😂😂😂😂

[Vince™ @Blue_Footy]

‼️ There is movement on Alejandro Garnacho. Clubs have started taking information on him, including Roma in Italy. That could be a possibility, but depending on the formula, because Roma at the moment are not doing a permanent transfer for Garnacho.

~ @FabrizioRomano on YouTube

[Slicker @slicker_talks]

@tiier_1st Shayee, take it easy on us ooo 😂😂, it’s Dario.

[Slicker @slicker_talks]

Maybe because Viera might instill into the Senegalese FA principles of professionalism, discipline, dedication, transparency, and hard-work, I’ll be in support of this mov. But tactically, considering the wealth of talent in the Senegalese team, I don’t believe he is a good fit.

[Actu Foot @ActuFoot_]

🚨 LE SÉNÉGAL PENSE À PATRICK VIEIRA 🇫🇷 POUR REMPLACER PAPE THIAW ! 🇸🇳🤯

Certains décideurs sénégalais aimeraient voir Patrick Vieira sur le banc des Lions de la Teranga.

🗞️ @lequipe

[Slicker @slicker_talks]

From his first days at Lille as a youngster, his qualities were clear and the fundamentals were always improving as he journeyed across Europe training with the best players and trainers on the planet and now very refined with the right temperament to shine w/the Les Blué stars.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🇫🇷 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗘 𝗢𝗥 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗘: Lucas Digne is one of the most underrated players in this World Cup.

[Slicker @slicker_talks]

Excellent squad building in the dynamics of the Barcelona attack as ball to feet volume creators Yamal and Pedri will now have consistently over a full season shot monsters who need less touches on the ball to but run and position for shot volume in Raphinha and Karem.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Barcelona agree deal to sign Karim Adeyemi, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔴

Deal agreed club to club for €22m plus €7m add-ons based on title winning and also appearances.

Adeyemi only wanted Barça and will sign a five year deal in blaugrana. 💥🇩🇪

[Slicker @slicker_talks]

With so many qualities to admire of Kylian, but staying grounded whilst keeping optimism is one most admired of him.
Over the last few weeks, all of his good humane qualities that was hid from the media in Paris and Madrid has now come to light and it’s shining so bright. Kyliki

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

Kylian Mbappe has cautioned against crowning France too soon after beating Morocco to reach the World Cup semi-finals 🇫🇷

[Slicker @slicker_talks]

If only Lavia can remain fit for one full season, at least to start his development process, closer to 6ft than both Santos and Caicedo, can then build his spatial awareness in defensive transition and already good with touch and play in build up. Just what could be this season.

[CFC Pics @Mohxmmad]

Romeo Lavia #CFC

[Slicker @slicker_talks]

Alonso showing already that he is highly hands-on and demands intensity in training sessions.

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🚨🔵 Xabi Alonso oversaw a mix of ball work and fitness drills during his first training session as Chelsea head coach.

Players arrived at around 9am for an extended reintroduction to training as preparations for the 2026/27 season officially got underway.

(@BBCSport) #CFC

[Slicker @slicker_talks]

🚨🔵 Xabi Alonso oversaw a mix of ball work and fitness drills during his first training session as Chelsea head coach.

Players arrived at around 9am for an extended reintroduction to training as preparations for the 2026/27 season officially got underway.

(@BBCSport) #CFC

[Slicker @slicker_talks]

The French footballing pride/success of this generation is founded on solid footballing heritage. Henry who won the ‘98 World Cup alongside French national team coach Deschamps, came to congratulate and encourage the team as the progressed to the Semi’s.

[Slicker @slicker_talks]

Dictator Mbappe is inevitable at the world cup

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@clkbae_ Sorry, he was just being professional.

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Congratulations Les Blue

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If you weren’t able access Alonso’s first interview due to CFC+, here it is.

[Adeel @cfcadeel]

Anyone who cannot access the full interview here it is

[Slicker @slicker_talks]

Stories will be told, songs will be sang and legends will be made in memory of what is about to created. Welcome to the Bridge @XabiAlonso 💙

[Slicker @slicker_talks]

He must be indebted to a mob or something because I don’t want to believe that he has a d**th w*sh.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Christian Eriksen is preparing to return to football despite doctors warning that another serious heart incident is "only a matter of time."

The Danish midfielder will begin an individual rehabilitation programme in Denmark after collapsing for a second time last month. His ICD successfully restored his heart rhythm during the incident.

Despite medical concerns, Eriksen is determined to continue his career.

— @DailyMail