Ricki Keller

residing in the humidity capital of the galaxy. bridges are my favorite. once asked if i had the attention span of a squirrel while on a first date.

[Ricki Keller @slickrick_17]

a glimpse into the life of a Keller

[Ricki Keller @slickrick_17]

@knecht_thedots_ @liveelove idk why tbh no one should ever follow my life decisions

[Ricki Keller @slickrick_17]

is it really too much to ask for a super cute one bedroom house in my perfect location and also within budget to pop up that i don’t even need to move into for another 3 months 🙃🙃

[Ricki Keller @slickrick_17]

i’ve been telling myself just one more episode and then i’ll get up and feed myself for 3 episodes now and i haven’t moved from my bed since 12:30

[Ricki Keller @slickrick_17]

oh. my. gosh. https://t.co/mAwsUeNQZ2

[Ricki Keller @slickrick_17]

but honestly what is up with the no elbows on the table thing. are we still doing that?

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usually i’m really good with finances but suck at other things like getting to work on time. lately i’ve been coming in early but spending all the money i don’t have. what is the secret to the perfect balance plz someone tell me 🙃🙃

[Ricki Keller @slickrick_17]

@jessss_hair a girl and i at work discuss our bullet journals a lot and then the other day honestly idk how it came up but i feel very strongly about it

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okay i’ve found myself having this argument multiple times lately so i’m taking it to the internet. do you consider the week to be sunday-saturday or monday-sunday

[Ricki Keller @slickrick_17]

*gets spotify to discover new music*
*falls in love with ~20 new songs*
*listens to only these songs on repeat for weeks*

[Ricki Keller @slickrick_17]

I AM ABOUT THIS MOVEMENT LETS GET ON THIS https://t.co/J2l9w188fe

[Ricki Keller @slickrick_17]

you’d think with all the flying i do just once i’d get sat next to a cute boy who falls in love with me

[Ricki Keller @slickrick_17]

i’ve been noticing my followers count diminish one by one lately and tbh i don’t blame any of you

[Ricki Keller @slickrick_17]

@jessss_hair i hid mine in my dress sleeve the other day

[Ricki Keller @slickrick_17]

@liveelove heard laurel plain as day, then my roommate comes into my room last’s night and plays it and i heard YANNY but she was hearing laurel I FREAKED

[Ricki Keller @slickrick_17]

@b_kraJnak what a disappointment

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@b_kraJnak ..so .. is it?

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@fuck1ng4wesome @Swifmeister @yo_thurman anybody who doesn’t want to be schmidt is wrong

[Ricki Keller @slickrick_17]

@dilEMMAA5 truly amazing