Anthony Grider

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[The Hood Therapist @OhhMar24]

Julius Randle & MPJ hoops for a full season. NYPD will be called to the Barclays every night cause of terrorism

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

I genuinely don’t think there’s a better celebration in club or international football right now.

[Alex | Whips Nation @WhipsnakeNation]

Jr B game in central Alberta just turned into an NBA slam dunk contest because wtf did I just watch 🤯

🎥: Dallas McAllister

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Europeans visiting the USA for the World Cup are enjoying the experience 😭

[Braylon Breeze @Braylon_Breeze]

I genuinely don’t think I’ve ever seen a pre-show environment like this before. The scenes in Seattle are bananas. Incredible.

[Trav 🇺🇸 @NSC_Guru]

I honestly think there is a good portion of the country who thinks that Russel Crow is coaching the USMNT.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Do not let America figure out this whole soccer thing

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“I was like ‘fuck’”

“No F bombs please”

“Fuck fuck fuck”

Corentin Moutet is a legend

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

The Japanese guy holding a Pikachu being tossed up by the Holland crowd 😭😂😭

[Wakandantechsupport @SkylerB97]

How bad is the food in the UK to where Golden Corral is a revelation?

[They hit the Fentagon 🥺 🏙🏙 @halfheldsky]

LEMME GET A BRUNSON EGG N CHEESE FULL DICK N BALLS

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Anthony Grider @slide_piece_]

Poetry

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life

The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful

[B @utdbrxy]

they decided to call pulisic captain america and turns out he really is THAT guy

[Karan🧋 @kmeanskaran]

BE DELUSIONAL.

[Katerina Dimitratos @KDimitratos]

World Cup tourists have discovered New Jersey deli:

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

"you're 8 months behind on chipotle klarna payments because you've been saving up for the spacex ipo?"

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Spurs players watching their fans get beat up after blowing a massive lead